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@KIPKOECHvokeh @polo_kimanii Wewe lazima ni wa Puea, follow back

@polo_kimanii Pale gikambura na ndeiya ni mbaya☺️☺️

Huko kikuyu tumeenda house hunting leo na hii mtu yangu tukaingia ploti ingine namna hii tunaona Land cruiser ZX mbili kwa parking bwana,ikabidi tumeambia caretaker tutarudi baadae tumepata emergency. Bwana poverty robs you even courage. Jah have mercy on yuh zion children fada

@meg_mimi_ @Anko_257 @Kaluluuu Cheza chini home girl!

@Anko_257 @Kaluluuu Woe unto you when you find out what “mbiti” actually means in kamba

Nimeishi kudhanu uyo MD ni Managing Director, kumbe ni Mbiti Dennis 😭😂

@xholeihub @CopShakurkihara RIP to him, our PUEA has lost

@CopShakurkihara Omg 😳 my former school has lost a comrade 😭😭Rip kelvin

Kevin,a 4th-year student at PUEA, was hit by a school bus while skating in the Kingeero (Kabete) area and died on the spot.

@princes12519717 People out here have excellent communication skills! How do they even start ?? Nipewe notes buana!

Huwa mnafikia wapi ndio mnaanza kukulana na ma tweeps who later come to embarrass you on the same platform!?

@LSaitawang24937 @s1ah_wanja Follow back jomba!

@s1ah_wanja Wewe uko na bahati sana retweet ulipata 20, mimi account yangu imekataa kugrow. Mnitafutie followers ama mnifollow ama nipigie Ruto kura.

When I joined twitter,Nili post picha ingine apo ikapata 20 retweets and that was huugeee for me.. mj alikuanga bigwig nakumbuka akiniambia ‘umepata retweets mingi najua uta pin hio picha’😭😂😂 Fuck that b1tch.

@_Paiwpaw1 @Mush24_ Follow back jomba!

Sijawai elewa vile msichana anaweza kuwa amelala lakini ukienda kumtoa panty anainua kiuno juu

@K_uri_a Follow back!

I want to be so coollllll😭omg

@kokiimichii @kevinmogoi5 😂😂 acha nicheke nikiwa serious usinicut off

Kucheka cheka ovyo ovyo around me is valid reason ya kukucut off .

@Caly_ne Big wigs wakitu_unfollow sisi small wigs tuendelee kuinuana, I am actively following back everyone who follows!

Whoever followed me and unfollowed later, I will unfollow them, we MUST be honest and real friends guys.

@Caly_ne @georgediano Kwani zinakuanga adi na radio? 📻

@georgediano How do they set targets because there is no receipt given? And mark you, many of these toilets play a particular vernacular songs or radio station

Those toilets in the CBD are owned by private individuals, not the county government (kanjo). They make up to 50K on a daily basis. The Archive toilet that was demolished was owned by a businessman from Eastleigh. It is alleged that he was paying a monthly rent of 500K to City Hall cartels until a man named Kimani approached them with a higher offer of 1 million per month. Kimani plans to introduce a modern toilet with executive bathrooms inside. The toilet business is very lucrative. Before the Jubilee duo took over, these toilets were free for the public and maintained by the county government.

@onywere_gichana @Mastardcesh Follow back basi

@Mastardcesh Kimani ako fitty

WHO DO YOU THINK IS THE BEST IN STORYTELLING AND SATIRES BETWEEN: 1. George Diano 2. Maverick Aoko 3. Polo Kimani 4. Rapcha the Sayantist

@chrisGikono @Mastardcesh Follow back basi

@Mastardcesh Diano naye ni kama mwalimu wa literature, that MF can twist, play with words and make you believe he is a peasant. Umbwa yeye

@ByKiptoo @Mastardcesh @Bookten8 Follow back basi!

@Mastardcesh @Bookten8 Polo wins and no one come close. He is the only tweep who can write for both fools and intellectuals. He’s also very versatile and can write about anything not only stories that already exist. Pia he’s a critically acclaimed poet. Hao wengine ni advanced version of Citizen tv

@NikCourier @Mastardcesh Follow back!

@Mastardcesh George and Polo masters of sattirical comedy. Maverick will leave you in suspense.....who is "rapcha the sayantist"?

@culturemanh @Mastardcesh @georgediano Follow back

@Mastardcesh Mlalahoi @georgediano pedi wake hajawai tuangusha hizi streets

@George_GlobalX @Mastardcesh Follow back!

@Mastardcesh Hapa kila mtu ni mnoma kivyake

@Bwire_22 @Mastardcesh @georgediano Follow back!

@Mastardcesh @georgediano is top notch...patia huyo mluhyamkale jug mbili za keg

@MsabiAmo @Mastardcesh Follow back!

@Mastardcesh Polo kimani

@NjagiBetty29121 @Mastardcesh 😂😂 noma! Follow back Betty 😂💯

@Mastardcesh Aoko is the only one who serves authentic tea . You can only compare her with Riggy G.

@Caly_ne @glennotiende Very sad!

@elly_mumo @glennotiende Imagine dear, it's so inhumane

We first need to begin by getting her fired Who knows her employer? And her government names... Itabidi tuanze kumove kama feminazis... Ju hii Sasa imezidi Vijana wanapoteza Maisha?