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When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts as early as 5am.

me as soon as I discover a new song I like and abuse it the rest of the day and then the next

How am i supposed to lose weight when i’m not used to losing ??

nothing worse than a failed nap attempt and running out of nap time

Me tweeting my audience

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

It’s crazy how Sunday morning feels like peace… and Sunday night feels like a countdown to suffering.

I know the money changed me cuz I ain’t been to Little Caesars in a minute

@Bluebirdeyessss me on Monday

“its been a long week” me on a wedneday

Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Work. Work. Work. Change your oil. CARD DECLINED! CARD IS LOCKED! Change your password. 2 step verification. PERIOD! Unload the dishwasher. Change tire. 4 TIRES! WAKE UP! Work. Work. Work. Food is bad. Apple $9.99. Skincare. Sunscreen. Protein. Protein. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Always somebody’s birthday. “Are you coming?” RENT IS DUE! I’m so EXHAUSTERWELMULATED with life right now! 😩😭

Sorry, I’m not free this weekend. On Friday night, I’m busy recovering from the 5 day work week. Saturday is only 45 minutes long, and on Sunday, I’m totally tied up with a series of panic attacks because Monday is literally 30 minutes away.

Me outside of my moms room at 9pm to tell her I need a poster board for tomorrow:

Adulting is not doing anything on a Friday night cause you worked all week long and you’re tired.

how to apologize to me:

I’m at the age where I have to add everything to my calendar. Appointments, birthdays, due dates, all of it😂

Yo volviendo a dormir porque todavía faltan 57 segundos para que suene la alarma

Me: “I should have about $400 left” Bank balance: $2.99 Me:

My laundry hamper is full again.