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elong mutt
@elongmutt
if you don't like wiener jokes, get out of my amusement park.
hanging around Katılım Nisan 2025
25 Takip Edilen24 Takipçiler
IT IS 35 °C , 40 WITH THE HUMIDITY. YOUR HUSKY SHOULDNT BE THIS FAR SOUTH, LET ALONE WALKING AROUND IN THIS WEATHER, ON CONKREET. thank u for coming to our Paw talk
Skint Eastwood@Skint_Eastwood1
🚨 Man Confronts Dog Walkers During Heatwave: “Not Walking Your Dogs Won’t K*ll Them!” 🐕 A guy passionately explains to people walking their dogs why it’s dangerous in this scorching heat. He points out that dogs mainly sweat through the pads on their paws and hot pavement can literally burn their feet. You can even see the dog lifting its paws off the hot ground as the woman stops to chat, then stepping into her shadow for relief. Skipping walks during extreme heat isn’t neglect, it’s responsible pet ownership. Protect those paws! 🐾
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Atleast Bobby knuckles got his revenge and broke dudes jaw, I guess
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POKIMANE DOORS?? POKIMANE FUCKIG DOORS?! U HAVE TO FIX YOUR ENTIRE LIFE AND YOUR WORRIED ABOUT POKIMANE DOORS?
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Bans security researchers but allows this to just flood feeds. Yeah make it make sense
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@Dexerto Remember ladies, everytime you flick ur bean, a 6ft handsome man is removed from the earth, shrinking ur dating pool. (And you'll be back in the short king hottub in no time)
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@ShitpostRock 🙏 the destruction of all corporate gaming studios is the will of God (except the grand poohbah gaben) FUCK Rockstar 👎👎👎👎
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LETSA GO HAPPY CANADA YAAAHOO 🇨🇦 "what am I scraping on?" OH, a leaf 🍁
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Keep in mind, Taylor swift attendees will wear diapers front row and shit themselves to "love story" so picking a) isnt really THAT weird
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SCENARIO,
diarrhea is onset, but online raiders have begun blowing up your base, only 4 doors to TC, DO YOU:
a) shitpants and defend
or
b) logout and take a dump
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@rawsalerts Public nudity AND CYCLING? should of shot them with the real thing
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🚨#BREAKING: Los Angeles police arrested a man after he allegedly shot cyclists with a BB gun during the World Naked Bike Ride in downtown L.A.
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Breaking news, retards - armory pass resets tomorrow and I do not have time for all these war hijinks. IF WAR INTERRUPTS MY VIRTUAL WAR GAMES. HELL TO BE PAID.
-e.mutt
Open Source Intel@Osint613
BREAKING: The U.S. and Iran have agreed to halt strikes and are set to meet Tuesday in Doha, Qatar - Axios
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Hop in bitch, were going to public parks to eat grass and sniff ass
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Hoes will see you in your Sunday jesters best, and still be like "ya but he's not birthed royalty, albeit jolly, alas still a simple serf"
Medieval Diesel@TimothyEveland
Medieval clothing looked better, was made from better materials, was more durable, and lasted longer than yours.
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Twitter is really starting to feel like any publicity is good publicity. I can completely block FIFA from my life but I cant stop people from retweeting brain dead opinions about the shit. GET UR BAALS OUT OF MY FACE.
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