Paul Anderson

I want pickles. Give me pickles.

In case you were wondering, it's not true: I did not get $111.17, nor did I take any surveys online.

Dear followers: As you may have noticed, my Twitter account got hacked. Apologies for the spam.

@archiebikes Goddammit. Thanks for letting me know.

Thr owls are not what they seem. RT @jseattle tips on viewing the 11th Ave snowy owl before it (likely) moves on bit.ly/TX8DJp

RT @mayormcginn Our .@seattlepd guide to pot legalization: spdblotter.seattle.gov/2012/11/09/mar…

Sorry, ate a burrito earlier. RT @jseattle Unknown odor reported at Broadway and Madison #scanner

RT @strangerpromo King County Warns that GOP Is Trying to Collect Ballots slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/… via @SlogFirehose

RT @ManaDaJigity Guns don't kill people. God kills people. #calvinism

RT @pitchforkmedia .@springsteen on @BarackObama: "We need a President who has a vision that includes all" p4k.in/XtxRPA

RT @sleepyhologram After a lukewarm 1st debate, & with the alley-oop from Biden last week, Obama dunks the 47% reference #debates

Just saw a guy riding a unicycle on the Westlake parking lot while juggling. I guess that's one way to get to fremont. #Seattle

Butt explosions!!!!!

RT @AirJacksonNoise SHOW TONITE!!! At Comet with @nghbrsisaband , @heligoats & Ten-Speed Music. Super stoked.

Following the toast, there will be a screening of "Les Cousins Dangeraux." #wedding

I'm still waiting for the part when we all strip naked and worship Satan. #wedding

yfrog.com/h0e2ljtj @point83 Douglas demonstrates how to cook bacon.

@thekalewis Thank you so much, big sis! Love you too! Let's talk soon.

If a filmmaker can be a prophet, why can't a prophet be a filmmaker? C'mon, Nostradamus, I'll bet you have a bromance in you!