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“That’s what you do in the darkness.” “And…" - "All the Water in…" by Eiren Caffall a.co/iqTe3cw

Bring back the bird, you pretentious weirdo. The X looks like the logo for a perfume I can't afford and don't want to. @elo

@RonFilipkowski Sid? Is that you?

To protest the Barbie movie, Ben Shapiro lights Barbie & Ken dolls on fire.”

@Komaniecki_R Thanks! It's my greatest accomplishment so far.

I’m proud of everybody who refused to even humor the concept of NFTs in 2022, good work everybody

@GretaThunberg @JerrysPizza Thank you! We love it! Do @benshapiro next!

You can always tell when I'm struggling because I disappear for a few days. I'm still struggling. If you are too this is for you: thebloggess.com/2022/12/27/its…

@Cobratate @GretaThunberg The "I'm rubber you're glue" approach really doesn't look good 10 hours later. Or at all. Or on a grown man.

Thank you for confirming via your email address that you have a small penis @GretaThunberg The world was curious. And I do agree you should get a life ❤️

How, in late 2022, am I still lying on the floor listening to "Because of You" by @kellyclarkson ? Send help.

@elonmusk Why is this tweet still showing up as relevant?

The more Twitter improves its signal to noise ratio, the less relevant conventional news becomes

@MarooPles @bendrawslife What a terrible day to be literate.

@SchumakerA @Komaniecki_R I very much expected that to be the answer.

@Komaniecki_R 2/2 because Taylor Swift doesn’t prefer them.

Okay, there's a lot of musical modulation misinformation going around. I think I need to do a quick explanatory thread about exactly *why* key changes are less common in popular music now. Here we go. 1/

@hankgreen Sounds chaotic. I'm in.

Be Real but Audio. Who wants to do it?

quote: "And if one day I look at you and don’t…" - "Broken (in the…" by Jenny Lawson a.co/j6P2A7o

Tell us about a time when a man has questioned a woman’s expertise, despite her knowledge on the subject outstripping his to an almost comical extent.

" - "Leaving the…" by Ben Lerner a.co/8Xib73i

Roses are red, lemons are sour,

"I formed several possible stories out of her…" - "Leaving the…" by Ben Lerner a.co/95FLP7S

@realDonaldTrump @OANN You've found new and interesting ways to lose the election. But please stop.

Arizona hearings on live right now on @OANN. Such total corruption. So sad for our country!

@realDonaldTrump @OANN @FoxNews They are. They all said you lost. Again.

.@OANN WOW, total election corruption in Arizona. Hearing on now! Why isn’t @FoxNews covering the Arizona hearings?

@AbbyJohnson Are you pro-life or pro-whatever floats Abby's self serving boat?

We will have a house full of people for Thanksgiving. We will even have *gasp* non-family members in our home!!! This is the revolution.