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@gaytinafey It's the latest our Prime time tends to start. Start after 11 and the viewers won't be there.

snl uk is on at 10pm? them brits gotta get to bed early i guess

@WorldBollard But the scooter with 4 kids on it though

Just under 3 minutes of bad driving and complete chaos. #WorldBollardAssociation

@WhiteHouse 8 soldiers dead, more than 140 injured, and 180 school children killed. This is all a game to this White House. nytimes.com/2026/03/11/us/…

@seethelizards @anon_opin Its not save. Its "Say one for me...". Because you're obviously praying with hands full of stock

Worked in retail for 30 years. In order, these are the most annoying customers: 1, Refuses to use self service. 2, "You have to accept cash, it's in the magna carta" 3, "you keep moving everything" 4, Dumps products randomly about the shop. 5, Takes the second paper from the top.

@doctorwasif @DisneyStudios @MarvelStudios @DCOfficial someone appears to be using your assets for AI💩

@PressSec Yeah, it really hits you like being shot repeatedly in the face whilst trying to drive out of the way.

This is a powerful video. The men and women of Immigration and Customs Enforcement are patriots who make America safer.

@SeveredBeeJ56 @RealKevinNash So, you hear Racist, and assume he means Trump?

@RealKevinNash Didn't realize? Really? The entire world is complaining about a video that was taken down by the president. But I'm sure you were talking about racism in general, right? Come on dude you're not fooling anyone here. Everyone knows what you're saying except you now...

@DirtyDomDom A) its Vaquer B) She isn't in the rumble anyway because she's a world champ, and is defending that on Raw instead

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Devils Kiss has been banned in Saudi Arabia, the move won’t be Performed by Stephanie Vaguer in the Royal Rumble. Thoughts? #RoyalRumble

@WillOspreay Sounds like the perfect marriage of Royal Rumble and Casino Battle Royale.

SUDDEN DEATH 16 16 Entrants 2 Start Every 90 seconds another shall enter The match can END at any point The earlier the entry, the better chance of winning You can be ELIMINATED from play if you go over the top rope & both feet hit the floor 1st Pinfall or Sub shall be the winner

@LFC Fantastic night, but we can't keep plugging holes with midfielders. We. Need. More. Defenders.

Enjoy the highlights from our 6-0 #UCL win against Qarabag 🍿

Is there ANYONE in American media willing to say what this man just said? It's cathartic and fucking necessary!

@Jesii_ca_M Apathy and cake

As a man, what's your excuse for not having a body like this?

@MichelleDewbs @elonmusk @EdwardJDavey Well, you're wrong. It's the product, not the act.

Ignoring the obvious ridiculousness in your tweet (I’ll leave @elonmusk to deal with that) I must pull you up on something else @EdwardJDavey **THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CHILD PORNOGRAPHY.** Child abuse is NOT a category of porn. Children cannot be ‘porn stars’. As a father yourself, I’m sure you know that…

@JDVance Oh yes, fine people on both sides - the murderer and his victim.

If you want to say this woman's death is a tragedy, that we should pray for her soul as Christians and Americans, then I agree with you. But the media dishonesty about this officer is an all-time moment in shameless press propaganda. Does this law enforcement officer have a family? Yes. Did he he get seriously injured by a vehicle just six months ago? Yes. Did he have reason to fear for his life? Yes. Does he have every right to safety while he's doing his job? Yes. I want our law enforcement officers to do their jobs and come home safely to their family. If you don't like the immigration policy of the Trump administration, attack me. Leave our law enforcement alone. And it's time for the press to finally tell the truth about this story. x.com/rapidresponse4…

@Heccles94 @WhiteHouse @VP First it was the puppy ...

@WhiteHouse @VP x.com/Heccles94/stat…

STAND WITH ICE.

@RealKevinNash @Jindo_1307979 15003

@Jindo_1307979 9800

Fine out the highest possible number. 99.9% will fail

@militiaecael8 @reformexposed @Nigel_Farage Just Russia then.

@reformexposed @Nigel_Farage At least he's not representing Palestine, Pakistan, Guyana or Bangladesh..

My message of hope for 2026.

@anon_opin 40k guy lecturing AFOLs is peak delusion

Adults who spend fortunes on Lego are gullible fools. For a mere pittance in comparison, nothing can beat the joy of interpreting the instructions, building, painting and completing a good plastic model kit

Nigel Farage's nephew was spared jail for the same crime.

@stechap2010 @fesshole Came here to post this lol

Girlfriend and I were on a beach on holiday. A gorgeous woman in a bikini walked past and set up behind us. A few minutes later my girlfriend whispers "that girl with the big boobs you were looking at, has just taken her top off if you want to look." I've never loved her more.