SamWel😶‍🌫️

my wife just said I smokes to much weed so i'll be filling for divorce tomorrow morning

He stopped outside a beggar who asked for a dollar. The man politely refused, saying he had no cash. The beggar only smiled and said, “You’ll wish you did,” then added as he walked away, “You dropped something.” Confused, the man checked his pockets- everything was there. When he turned back, the beggar had vanished. That night, he emptied his pockets and found an unfamiliar black coin- ice cold, heavy, and old. He had no memory of ever seeing it before. The next morning, the beggar was waiting outside his office as if he had always been there. “You found it,” the beggar said. When asked what it was, he only replied, “A payment. Don’t spend it.”...

you’d look cuter holding my hand, but whatever

I've reached a point where I don't smoke to impress anyone. I smoke because I enjoy the peace it brings after a long day.

Ngl bitches with a big boobs are Better than bitches with fat ass 😭😂

Pssst: Wanna know a secret? If you live in an illegal state, theres a 99% chance your weed dealer is selling you thca bud.....

bro it sounds like maybe you need a reminder of the glorious interconnectedness of all things?

Never put me in a situation where I show you how heartless I can be .

my cat and my moms cat have never gotten along and yesterday i accidentally gave them too much pet hemp oil and they both passed out on the bed together for 6 hours and when they woke up they were friends

People in gangs so stupid like how could you go around killing people for free when you can go to the military and get paid to do it

Every time I save money, life suddenly remembers I exist."

Imagine preparing for a job interview with ADHD or AUTISM. You script every answer. Practice eye contact in the mirror. Rehearse your facial expressions. Memorize small talk. Then you hear: "You seemed nervous." "Not quite a culture fit." You spend hours performing "professional," then spend the next few days recovering from the exhaustion. That's not an interview. It's neurotypical theater—and too many brilliant, capable people never get hired because the process rewards masking more than actual skills.

Shut up Mexico

As a stoner who smokes weed, I've noticed something... Fat girls are always peaceful. But those broom-shaped girls 😭😂 Wahala in human form.

A relationship where I have to hide my weed or apologize every time I smoke isn't a relationship I want. I need someone who accepts my lifestyle without trying to change it.

When i said i like it rough I meant sex.. Not the whole entire relationship 🤦🏻‍♂️

I just realized that once you graduate "summer vacation" is just going to be called "unemployment"

My babe go soon come Naija 🤗🤲🤭

Revelation 19:16

People can copy your strategy. They can't copy your character.

my mistake was making you a priority when I was your second choice.