🥁 Rob 🎸

@TGMowerman Not so fast my man! Meet the stonefish 💀 oceanconservancy.org/blog/2020/01/2…

Sea urchin.

@C_3C_3 I’ve never lived under a communist regime and I do not want communism. Sorry, Halpert.

This.👇

@CynicalPublius Supercalifragilisticschadenfreudelicious 🎶

RE: Gerrymandering In case you missed it, the Virginia Supreme Court just invalidated the gerrymandering plan that Governor Abigail "The White Witch" Spanberger got the Commonwealth's voters to approve via disinformation, illegal procedures, stealth and confusing/misleading ballot initiative language. Which is actually incredibly humorous. You see, the rabidly anti-democratic nature of that Virginia plan motivated red states to do something similar, except legal. Then, coincidentally, the US Supreme Court said that race-based legislative districts are unlawful, so now Southern red states are doing what Virginia wanted to do, except they are doing it legally and eliminating those unconstitutional, race-based districts that have been in place for decades. Today, Virginia, who started all this nonsense, got their whole scheme demolished while the other states--who did what they did largely in response to Virginia--have their new plans legally in place. All of this might have locked in the House for the GOP in the mid-terms. The irony is glorious and the schadenfreude is delicious. In other words, the whole sequence of events is ***schadenfreudelicious***!

Celebrate #SeniorPupSaturday today with a photo of your senior #beagle looking extra soft and snuggly!

@seanonolennon @GuitarWorld That’s the Mothman statue in Point Pleasant, WV.

Okay @GuitarWorld I found him, his name is Francois, and he has disappeared from making pedals. This is the only pic I know of that was on his website. He made a lot of great pedals and the one featured on our upcoming single, Melody of Entropy, is called the Tremopolis!

Don’t forget to leave a lighter, rolling papers, brownies, and Doritos out for the THC Fairy before you go to bed tonight.

@cheaptrick Another pic from this show.

Today in Cheap Trick history: 26 Mar – (1988) With the “Lap of Luxury” album three weeks from release, Cheap Trick performed at the University of South Florida Sun Dome in Tampa, Florida. The band then travelled to Australia for a 3-week tour during April.

@CFBHome All he needs are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and he’s fine.

Some sick vans on this Bama fan

@beaglefacts Beagles don’t go for walks; they go for thorough olfactory investigations.

The #beagle can aid in developing a contemplative frame of mind as a walk with one of these hounds will provide plenty of opportunities to peacefully meditate while they sniff every individual blade of grass. #beaglefacts 📷 @SpottyBeagle / Twitter

My cousin has been battling bone cancer for several years. Out-of-pocket treatment expenses have skyrocketed. If you have the means and inclination to help, it would be greatly appreciated 🙏🏻 gofund.me/af7960d4c

@shepdf Correct.

Used to be in manned planes.

@carmenL_v2 @shepdf Areal speed enforcement has been around since the 1950s. grok.com/share/bGVnYWN5…

BREAKING: North Carolina said hiding ain’t an option anymore. State troopers done took it to the sky. You thought you were just cruising down I-95… music up, windows down, minding your business… Nah. You on drone cam now. Clocking speeds from above like it’s part of the clouds. 75 mph? Logged. 73 mph? Still watching. From Charlotte to Raleigh… from Greensboro to Wilmington… It don’t matter where you at they got eyes everywhere. You might not see them… but trust me… they see YOU. 👀 Welcome to North Carolina where even the sky keeping track of your speed. #NorthCarolina #NCVibes #DriveSafe #StateTrooper #I95 #I40 #Raleigh #Charlotte

@Super70sSports At 59-60 the vehicle just starts falling apart.

Birth to age 10 is an eternity. 11 to 20 also takes forever. 20 to 30 sneaks up on you a little bit. 30 to 40 picks up some steam, and 40 to 50 glides by. 50 to 60 appears so far to have a jet engine.

@NotKennyRogers 😂

Nope. The grammar stands.

@nolanolegal His Royal Linus, with his most regal snoot!

We listen and we do not judge. Okay, maybe a little.

@ComicJohnPowers I’ve been wondering the same thing.

Did they take a picture of the flag that was left on the moon? Is the footprint still there?

@Super70sSports It’s either this or Boucher in the second half of the 1998 Bourbon Bowl.

When you’re talking about the greatest defensive performances in football history, I gotta go with Charles Jefferson after Jeff Spicoli fucked up his car.

@SarahisCensored It won’t reduce prices at gas pumps or anywhere else, and it won’t raise regular folks’ wages. We all so poor we can’t even pay attention.

I really don’t understand why more people are not more excited about this!

if Obamacare was a building.

Name a famous captain