javierxx

Body wants sex, Mind wants money, heart wants love.. i jus wnna smoke

@jonathanarn_ I thought you deleted Twitter?

Life in Oomfington lately

@dejviid03 Bumble bff

gays should invent an app like g**nder but for finding gay friends in your city/town, you know like not a dating/sexting app but let’s chat and then be oomfs irl type of app

@yslariah Me every month since November

when i'm upset over a guy. but then i realize this time last year i was upset over a different guy. wonder who I'll be upset over next year!

@w_raphael_ Clown 💀

@eltipojavi spreading the good news will do that!

So New York either smells like thé noir, baccarat, or, perhaps, a combination of both. I am tired and so is my olfactory system.

Gay guys always think their deli man wants to fuck them

trying to find a boyfriend but if that's not possible ok with a situationship but if that's not possible ok with a fling but if that's not possible ok with just making out with a stranger one night but if th

@theBcouldbefor Me with my coconut oil ready to go 🥸

One time, I went to hook up with a dude and he ain’t have lube but suggested VEGETABLE OIL and this is why you don’t fuck with men from The Bronx

@keaaaaley OPEN UP THE SCHOOLS OMG😭😭

13,5% alc volume means there’s 13,5% of alcohol in the bottle or every glass you pour will have 13,5% alcohol?

being bilingual 🤝 stuttering in both languages

@Nicosaesthetic Walked out and went right back in for the super puff…

NYC… it’s 35 degrees again 😔

living with your parents in your 20s is like.... i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

@eusexuant Diff days tbh but also it’s more so like I can bottom once and I’m good. But the longer I go without it the more I need it. I can’t focus on topping if it haven’t bottomed recently

do vers guys have like bottom days and top days or is it like always both moods present

can a Latino be a sensitive young man and a young ho at the same time

@sailorgordo Cause let’s talk about it

is there a scientific reason why I jerk off four times a day when I’m hungover

My friend in LA has a good roster formula. U need: - 1 unemployed person - someone in ur neighborhood - 2 very employed people who pay for nicer dates - 1 vanity person u like being seen with

@twinkxwhore Omg?????

Never cheated on #thatone but he had screenshots of all the guys I collected when he was in jail like Pokémon

@omgsidewalks Broccoli

If you grew up in a “vegetables at every meal” household….what did you eat with spaghetti???