Jeanne in a Bottle 🍾

The best thing is, they'll never forget it 👍

@rickygervais Yes and they were saving their friends! I love it!

@rickygervais What was it that drew you to New York and buy or rent a place there?

I'll do another one of these Sunday. Any questions? youtube.com/watch?v=--5dvv…

@YahooCare Help! I have never had a problem signing in, but now I do. The messages I’m getting is this “Connection to the server failed” and “ Authenticate invalid credentials “. What is happening????

@rickygervais Looks like the Bermuda Triangle 😳

Now that's what you call a Manosphere.

@rickygervais I absolutely love this 😄😎Easter Wabbit !

@rickygervais Just order them! I’m sure there’s instructions 😎🤓

@rickygervais Have you bought the Ray Ban meta glasses yet?🤓

@rickygervais Bollocks on the Tube 🤓🤓

Tried another Youtube Live. Just as shit as the last one 😂 youtube.com/live/kOK61mX0u…

@teddy_therescue Always a good boy💕Miss you guys🙁

Played with my bally so much I just had to take a quick forty winks in the park to reenergise!!

@meowitsjoey Joey😻😻 So glad to see you and still the king of the house. You never age💕

No, mother. You may NOT use your coffee machine until my bowl is refilled.

@PickliciousF Would you wear this outfit, Pickle?

Every time my mummy and daddy go out the door they buy him another outfit. But never pants. Why won’t he wear pants????

@rickygervais You can sit there,accept the award, thank Dutch Barn and fuck off. Sound familiar?🤪😎

I’d like to thank….

@rickygervais A nap then vodka…what a day😎

Walk, tennis, lunch, nap, free weights, sauna, bath. And now….

@rickygervais You’re doing so much! Are you taking speed pills?😳🏆😎

@rickygervais You’re trending🙄😎🏆

I’m gonna start recording exclusive content for Dutch Barn subscribers. What sort of stuff would you like to see? Stupid Q & A? Sensible Q & A, like masterclass tips for stand up or writing? Top 10 films, TV shows etc? Let me know. Meanwhile, subscribe dutchbarn.com

@tonypaulway I’m kinda sad you’re all alone😢

Three days late, but… QUADRUPLE SEAT!!!

@StephenKing Politics aside, I’m watching Under the Dome. Love it!!!

I told my Jamaican friend Trump didn’t like Bad Bunny. She said, “That guy doesn't like ANYBODY. He must hate to be alive.”

Oh Shawn! I love you ❤️😆😆

@JaneFallon @rickygervais Something for your garden?😻