Elysse DaVega

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byyeeee twitter i’ll be hanging out on the platform not run by the petulant “dark maga” toddler (but instead the one run by a humanoid robot, Threads).

@CartoonsHateHer I’m 5’9” and my bf managed to make me look 4’9”

We need to study men in a lab to understand how they can take a photo of a 5’5” woman and make her look 4’10”

@_jessiguess coldplay not that this is an earth shattering loss but still there was something american about them

every time i learn a major band or musician is actually british an angel dies

i want to read 10 books a day and consume all poetry and learn new languages and study different majors and pick up pottery and learn how to play instruments and own a bookstore and run a cafe and

me moving to Europe and changing my phone to 24 hour time:

@cybermrcury Candid photo taken of me and my best friend in 2018

This and a friendship that will never end

Spanish is so cool because it's a kleptomaniacal language. Arab nouns? Yeah that shit is Spanish now. Incredibly random US slang? Spanish. Any proper noun from any language that start with an "S"? Yeah we put an "E" in front of it, and that shit is Spanish now

nuevo laredo, mexico, 1996 by alex webb

is that really what u want instagram? cause i’m gonna tell people i’m thinking about the Dyatlov Pass Incident

the timothee chalamet lookalike competition just shows that the people yearn for weird town events like we live in gilmore girls

@sissythatpatch @rawrythompson you asf

What a night

@SeaboltSpeaks I mean they don’t have double subs on Netflix though right? that’s the core product and it’s still free, no

@KupoNut_Max I still think it's arguably best bang for your buck in terms of cost to what you get, BUT to take away a feature that makes the product essentially completely useless to free subscribers is wild. Because i dont need just subs, netflix has those.

Really bummed to see Language Reactor make marking words as known a pro feature... This is right on par with myfitnesspal making scanning your food a paid for feature. Terrible #langtwt

every tiktok is like “have you heard of the saturday theory” and then it’s that people like to have fun on saturday

kids are so funny. i complimented a little girl who lives in my building on the princess costume she was wearing & her sister immediately goes “i’m eating an apple” and i had to be like “omg yum!”

Sorry i’m just on my period but i need precise meetup coordinates and a time otherwise i will Blow up

me trying to conceal my insanity when the plan is to “play it by ear”