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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Agreement complete for Xabi Alonso to become Chelsea manager. 44yo Spaniard visited London early last week & accepted opportunity; 4yr contract now finalised - announcement imminent. Primary target throughout + wanted #CFC move @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/72724…

Feels like I’m repeating myself but NO PEN?????🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A chance at some redemption for the season to walk away with silverware and European football. Safe Chelsea

Ah that Reece James moment might get clipped

Can’t believe we have missed Levi Colwill this much. The difference is incredible

Rimzee with a lesson on accountability 👏🏾 one of the wisest rappers in our scene fr

@cwshaquon 🔥🔥

25/26✅ Learnt a lot this season 26/27⏳

Me surviving an entire week without spending $40, then casually dropping $1500 in a single day.

🚨 Chelsea closing in on an agreement with Xabi Alonso to become head coach. Club's full focus is now on the FA Cup Final, but talks have advanced and will resume following Saturday's game at Wembley. #CFC want a quick appointment. 🤝 @alex_crook talksport.com/football/42497…

@EHassann10 @AFCWhyteleafe Top player

25/26✅ Promotion 🏆 15 goals⚽️ 10 assists🤝🏾 Proud of what we have achieved this season @AFCWhyteleafe

They’re moving mad

@osasmusic_ Bro you’re Nigerian, what are you doing oga?

bring it home bro, you got this💪🏾

@__KB33 If you don’t win the league

This is embarrassing 😭

This is the man who originated aura farming 🐐

Quand Douglas Costa avait pris l’âme de Bellerin

@erbromleyfc You’re so rattled mayte, you told me 2 days ago you don’t see an issue😂 so why are you still proving yourself? Now after your 2nd season in the football league (132 year club), you have attempted to diss a prem team😂 Eryk Mayte you’ve only been here 5 minutes🤣

@em64nnn Rattled 🥴 My team just won the league mate whereas yours are a laughing stock of the prem lmao

A lot has been said about Abdul Abdulmalik this weekend, and fair enough he’s a great player, but I do ravel in the poetic justice and karma of him losing that final after his Dorking shenanigans last season

7 hours & no community note

worst case scenario I’ll make it. best case scenario I’ll make it big.