ERIC GITUMA MBAABU
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ERIC GITUMA MBAABU
@embaabu
i love life and all that i am and will ever be is guided and controlled by the principals found in the bible,Jesus is my king and the lord of my life





Imagine this. You wake up late. Again. You stumble into the kitchen, slam the toaster lever like it personally offended you, and start scrolling through your phone as you wait. But you forget one crucial thing: you had cranked the toaster to “lava” yesterday trying to crisp a frozen samosa. And now? Your toast pops up looking like it spent the night in hell. You’re annoyed. You mutter something dramatic about how “nothing ever goes right.” You toss the burnt toast, grab a banana you didn’t want, and leave the house seven minutes later than planned. At the roundabout you usually miss by seconds, traffic has cleared. You hit all green lights like you’re in a movie. You avoid an awkward run-in at your usual coffee shop because you didn’t stop there today. And when you finally arrive at your meeting, flustered and toast-less… The person who went in ahead of you tripped the CEO’s rage switch. By the time it’s your turn, the room just wants someone calm and vaguely competent. That someone is you. And it all started with burnt toast. #BurntToastTheory



























