Mark Anthony Cameron 🇬🇧

@Phoenixwildex Built in airbags... 🤭

Late night drives hit different with me in the front seat

@Phoenixwildex Would look good on me too... 😋

Progress looks good on me.

@depressionlesss @ToraYome1 Sounds like too many rats in No. 10. Kinda figured that out long ago.

6 Prime Ministers have served Larry

@causticbob Not surprising really. Microwaves are a form of radiation.

Who remembers the radar range?

@Phoenixwildex What? Your necklace?

Giving you something to zoom in on

@travelingflying The eye shadow and lipstick undermines the truth of that statement. Go wash your face and try again.

Here is a photo of me without makeup. Am I still pretty?!

@BobtMgb @benonwine Syphilis

@benonwine hemorrhoid

What pain would he be? 🤔

@OldSkoolGeek71 The Black Death, Bubonic plague, was spread by ships carrying flea infested rats. It killed ⅓ of the world's population of that time. Ships and aircraft was how the Coronavirus spread too.

...Released?...Hantavirus is contracted ONLY THROUGH CONTACT WITH, RAT PISS!...It can be breathed in as aerosol, but is mostly contact, SO!...WTF IS THIS SHIEEET ABOUT, who dropped the VIAL!? Perhaps?!...x bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@kaleyycuoccoo Damn! That's one fantasy that's expired brutally.

❤️

@CuriosityonX But it crashed. Made a 200 mile diameter crater. In an ocean. What are the odds of surviving that?

65 million years ago, something fell from the sky and wiped out the dinosaurs. What if the asteroid wasn't an asteroid? What if it was a spaceship and we're the aliens?

@travelingflying I haven't given any fucks for nearly 20yrs.

I’ve reached the good place where I just don’t give a f*ck anymore

@Hania16836 4

I was 9 years old ‼️🤣

@BobGolen I think it's hard talking to women... then they notice, and it goes soft again.

"Erectile Dysfunction is no joke. Sandi barely talks to me." "It must be hard." "It used to be."

@travelingflying No. As long as you tell people you bought the gifts and don't try and make out you're more popular than you are...

Is it cheating to buy yourself Mother’s Day gifts?

@travelingflying Only if it was you that inserted it.

If a woman is carrying a baby created from my egg, does that count as me making her pregnant?

@Phoenixwildex Wouldn't want to. You'd have my full attention.

You couldn’t ignore me if you tried

@CuriosityonX 4 billion yrs? We won't see shit. There won't be anyone on earth to see it. The sun will be so bright you'd probably not see any stars if you were there, which you won't be. The sun will have expanded almost to the orbit of Jupiter, in preparation for casting off its outer shell.

In 4 billion years, the night sky will look like this. Right now, the Andromeda galaxy is hurtling toward us at 250,000 miles per hour. When it arrives, our sky will be filled with the glow of two trillion stars merging into one. A galactic dance on a scale we can barely imagine. We were born 4 billion years too early for the greatest show in the universe. ✨🌌 [new simulations suggest a 50/50 chance of a direct collision within the next 10 billion years]

@OmniChainIntel @CuriosityonX For at least 4yrs. 4yrs of supplies. 4yrs of fuel and oxygen. You'd have to send multiple rockets to even last the trip. Then wait 26 months for earth to be in the return position, and a nice 6-9 month return trip. You'll need some serious recuperation and substansive medical aid

Were not naming anything. Leave Mars alone. It doesnt deserve Humans. You could not survive by breathing Martian air. The low pressure would cause your bodily fluids to boil (ebullism), and there’s far too little oxygen to sustain human respiration anyway. You’d need a full pressurized spacesuit with its own oxygen supply. eyenews.uk.com/features/ophth…

First city on Mars is about to be founded, and you get to name it. What's it going to be?

@CuriosityonX Final Destination. We won't get farther than Mars, if we ever get there in the 1st place. It's a 4yr round trip to our neighbouring planet. 6-9 months there, 26 month stay for earth to be in the return journey position, then 6-9 months back. Its just not a viable proposition.

@Phoenixwildex Mmmm. How you doin'?

Tell me the first thing you’d say to me — no filters