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Following some strong volume the last two days in advance of match week 3 [81.6m current TVL (+21%!), 1.59m today alone], I felt it would be good to compile a list of the available tools and accounts out there, creating great content for @sportfun Tools: - huge props to @nils116 and his incredible FDF companion app (fdfcompanion.xyz). Excellent breakdowns of all teams and players by matches; imo a must-use tool - @fdftracker, who has a live price bubble for player action, a user leaderboard, plus lots more goodies for all your FDF needs. - @NickDekkerGG tool analyses player stats and minutes, creating a rating to view players by. Give him a follow Accounts: Can't name them all, but if you are looking for top-tier FDF content, look no further than these folks: - @ripchillpill - @chosta_eth - @vert1dkrn - @confugen - @corgil - @kezo_futura Lastly, a huge recent announcement from @fantasy_top_: they have officially partnered with FDF for the next tournament and created a clout leaderboard, with rewards going to the top 30 mindshare holders. Absolutely love to see the growth and interest in this platform, especially considering the pullback following an ATH TVL over the weekend. For anyone trying to get into FDF, these tools and accounts are critical to getting started. Link for anyone interested in checking it out: pro.football.fun/login/?referra…

@GeeksGamersCom I once again implore them to consider:

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@Mike_kim714 @Titleist Thanks for the opportunity Michael!

500k followers giveaway pt 1! My golf bag plus some @Titleist goodies Comment, like, repost to enter. Must be a follower Clubs not included unfortunately* Still need those for my day job

@NelsonAdcock Nice work Nelson, always glad to see the NXT at the top 👍🏻

How it really ended 😉

I’d like to inrerrupt your scrolling activity on X to update you that… HE IS RISEN 🤍🕊️ Thank you for your attention to this matter

@DraftKings Let’s add to my ticket count pls

Boss told me I had to pick 60 winners for this 🌺 Who wants em?

@CoolBrandonD @HelloBenWhite Missed op not having @Chilearmy123 star

I lost $65,000 on crypto shit coins and made this movie as a result. Please enjoy the trailer. $POSITIONS

@xevekiah This belongs on reddit/nosleep

My sister called me at 2:00 AM. She was crying. "Come get me. Please. I think my husband is dead." I was already putting on my shoes. "Where are you?" "The closet. He's in the bedroom. He's been standing there for three hours. He hasn't moved." "Who hasn't moved?" "Tom. My husband. But it's not Tom." I drove to her house in fifteen minutes. She lives twenty minutes away. I didn't knock. She left the back door unlocked like she said. I found her in the bedroom closet. Kneeling behind her winter coats. Shaking. I pulled her out. "Where is he?" She pointed to the bed. No one was there. "He was here," she whispered. "Standing right there. Facing the wall. For three hours." I checked the whole house. Empty. Her car was in the driveway. His car was gone. "Claire. Where is Tom?" She looked at me. Her eyes were strange. Not scared. Confused. "Tom died," she said. "Three years ago. You were at the funeral." I stared at her. "Claire. I was at your wedding. Last year. I gave a toast. You cried." She shook her head. "That wasn't Tom. That was someone else. Someone wearing Tom." I sat down. My legs felt wrong. "Claire. You're scaring me." She grabbed my phone. Opened my photos. Scrolled to her wedding. "That's not Tom," she said, pointing at the groom. It was Tom. Same face. Same smile. Same suit. But she was right about something. His eyes were wrong. In every photo. Too dark. Too still. Like a photograph of a photograph. I looked at Claire. "Who did you marry?" She started crying again. "I don't know. I don't remember. I just remember waking up one day and he was there. Making coffee. Calling me honey. And I thought... I thought I was going crazy. Because I knew Tom was dead. But he looked like Tom. He sounded like Tom." She grabbed my arm. "So I pretended. For a year. I pretended he was Tom. I pretended everything was fine. But last night, I woke up. And he was standing at the foot of the bed. Facing the wall. Not moving." "What did he say?" "He didn't say anything. He just stood there. For hours. I watched him. And then I realized." "What?" "He wasn't breathing."

Gary Woodland is the anti-Tiger Woods in every possible way. Allow me to explain why. Gary Woodland just won the Houston Open by five shots. Two and a half years ago, doctors cut a baseball-sized hole in his skull to remove a brain lesion. He spent two nights in the ICU. There was a real chance he would wake up paralyzed. This is the best comeback story in golf right now and it's not even close. The full story behind today is insane. In 2019, Gary Woodland won the U.S. Open at Pebble Beach. He finished 13-under and beat Brooks Koepka by three strokes. At that point, Woodland had four PGA Tour wins including a major, and was ranked 12th in the world. Then everything slowly fell apart. After the 2023 Masters, Woodland became consumed by fear. Not regular nerves. Actual, debilitating terror. He was afraid he was going to die. Afraid something was going to happen to his kids. Afraid of falling to his death in his sleep. At the Memorial Tournament in June 2023, he woke up in his hotel room and clung to the mattress for an hour. He was convinced that if he let go, he would fall. His hands were trembling. He had no appetite. Spasms would jolt him awake at night. He was losing focus over putts. Forgetting what club he was holding mid-swing. An MRI finally revealed the cause. A lesion was growing on his brain. It was pressing directly on the part of his brain that controls fear and anxiety. Think about that. The thing responsible for every irrational terror he was experiencing had a physical, medical explanation. His brain was literally being pressed into a constant state of fear. In September 2023, Woodland had a craniotomy. Surgeons removed as much of the lesion as they could, roughly half, because it was pressed against the optic tract of his left eye. They cut off blood supply to the rest to try to stop it from growing. He walked out of the hospital two days later. Started putting again two days after that. He came back to the PGA Tour in January 2024 at the Sony Open. But he was nowhere near the same player. In 26 starts during 2024, he had three top-25 finishes. His best was a tie for ninth at the Shriners Children's Open. For a former U.S. Open champion, those are survival numbers. And nobody knew the full extent of what he was dealing with. Because on top of the brain surgery and the recovery, Woodland had been diagnosed with PTSD. He kept it hidden for over a year. He described being hypervigilant on the course. A walking scorer once got too close from behind and startled him so badly that his vision went blurry and he forgot where he was. He would go into bathrooms between holes and cry. He would break down in the scoring trailer after rounds. He would sprint to his car in the parking lot just to hide it from everyone. He said he felt like he was living a lie. Spending so much energy pretending to be okay that he had nothing left for the actual golf. On March 9, three weeks before this Houston Open, Woodland finally told the truth publicly. He sat down with Golf Channel's Rex Hoggard and revealed everything. The PTSD. The crying. The fear. All of it. He said after that interview it felt like a thousand pounds had been lifted off his back. Then he showed up at Memorial Park. He opened with a 64. Then a 63. Then a 65. Then a 67 on Sunday to close it out. 259 total. A tournament record. 21-under par. Five strokes clear of Nicolai Højgaard. Wire to wire. Led every single round. His first win since the 2019 U.S. Open. Nearly seven years between victories. Brain surgery, PTSD, two years of hiding in bathrooms between holes, and a thousand pounds of weight he was carrying that nobody could see. This is a guy who was a basketball player first. He grew up in Topeka, Kansas, won state basketball titles at Shawnee Heights High School, and played a year of college basketball at Washburn before he realized golf was his future. He won the Courage Award from the PGA Tour in 2025. The seventh player to ever receive it. And now, at 41 years old, with titanium plates holding his skull together, he walked into Memorial Park three weeks after telling the world the truth about what he had been going through and played the best golf of the entire field for four straight days. The full breakdown of Woodland's career, the surgery, the PTSD, and how he got to this point is here: itsgame7.com/news/gary-wood… There is a reason this one hits different. Comeback stories in sports usually involve torn ACLs or shoulder surgeries. Things you can see. Things that heal on a timeline. Woodland's comeback was from something that rewired his brain. Something that turned his own mind against him. And the hardest part of his recovery wasn't physical. It was admitting to the people around him that he wasn't okay. Three weeks ago he said the words out loud. Today he won a golf tournament by five shots.

@ZssBecker At least one of us is still supporting your NFT collection I guess.

Nobody: Nick Dunlap’s Stats guy:

@0xDigitalOil Gonna burn my panda golf squad. First purchase in 2021 anddddd it rugged. Real ones know

you minted at 0.08 ETH floor is 0.000 ETH you've been holding for 3 years it's time. dead.jpg — burn your worthless NFTs, earn $ASH the longer you held that bag, the more you earn. collections from 2021 get up to 10,000 $ASH per NFT. accept the loss. collect the ashes. deadjpg.lol

@OGDfarmer Can’t wait for the @Chilearmy123 bit on this.

“Where’s Devin?” Demirors asks. Finzer and Kuo are four floors above in their own private suite, with a personal team of assistants, security, and celebrity hair and makeup artists, surrounded by racks of couture. “I have Armani Privé flying in,” Kuo tells me. “An elegant black jacket from Mr. Armani’s last collection before he passed away.” Then, to the fashion director: “Someone from Jean Paul Gaultier haute couture flew in with options.” In the end, after millions of dollars of couture have been considered, she chooses an Armani gown that isn’t even couture and forgoes wearing her JAR jewelry. “You look like a fucking clown,” Demirors texts Kuo when she learns the pair are upstairs with an entire team.” Your “farming waves” ladies and gentleman. Your fees. Your sheepish acceptance. This is too perfect, cheers 🍻

It never gets old.

@redkacheek @fantasygolfbag

As everyone is wrapping up their research for the week I just wanted to say thank you for the support at @fantasygolfbag so far this year! This has been our biggest start to the year since our peak a few years ago when Covid shut us down. Has been great to get back to work building something we care about and even better to see so many people digging into the new 2026 tools. I truly appreciate it and best of luck this week! 🚀

@Khallid4397 Suspended sentence means its frozen and he’s on probation. At least that’s the US way. If the person violates their probation sentence is activated.

Manchester United centre back, Harry Maguire is going to Jail 🤯

@Chilearmy123 Boys are on a roll lately. Now do a moneyball scene

If The Big Short was about the 2024 Memecoin Bubble

Get ready for Round 3 of The Genesis Invitational Research - Build - Sim Groups - Rules - Stacks - Contest Analysis Highest owned: Scottie vs Rory LineupIQ: fantasygolfbag.com/LineupIQ