wuj

me when the kataang edit has the "you're in the wind, i'm in the water" audio

I'm going through a special kind of grief like one where you have to reckon with the fact that you're unemployable

I am dating intentionally

the concept of spending an entire lifetime being in love with someone only to end up having to raise their reincarnated selves that come back as a child…

in class yesterday i said love is the only sport where both teams can lose

Big things happening on r/Presidents

"Narcissists don't wonder if they're narcissists" "bad people don't wonder if they're bad people" YES THEY DO!! IF YOU CONSTANTLY DELUDE YOURSELF WITH THAT IDEA THEN YOU BLIND YOURSELF TO YOUR OWN FAULTS!! YOU ALLOW NO ROOM FOR GROWTH!!

remembering the time I accidentally texted my boss (instead of my wife) a pic of a girl riding a strap cowgirl with the text "the only thing that sucks about this position is it makes me cum in two seconds"

i can never skip Hey Jude it feels like a crime

kei chhaina katijanchha bistarai fr

do people know they don't have to put up with these weird humiliation rituals

forging a dignified life for yourself by the skin of your teeth lowkey goes pretty hard after spending years face down in dirt

Thinking about the time a girl we knew lost her phone and we found it and as we were trying to return it to her someone named “Medium dick daddy” kept calling her

i wanna take the bar exam just to see what i get. no law school whatsoever like just for funsies

@mistie_chai this reminded me of that one time a fearnot said "they must shit it out and reconstruct those nachos"

shoutout @_____balls669

I solved fear. All you need to do is shrug

Girl next to me at this cafe is meeting her male friend and just announced she’s engaged and I’ve never seen two people pretend to be happier in my entire life

@bujbumps us yaar us😔

when I'm in a hitler competition and my opponent is a nepali run twitter account with full government name as the @/dn