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Bumped into someone I haven’t seen in a while and inexplicably pointed at him like this

@bedriddenmaiden It’s heaven rn don’t worry

At the pub waiting on my most timid friend to get a round in I have been sitting alone for 10,000 years

@algoregeous Everyone knew it was Tony Blair and Gordon Brown 💔

@shellaneous Try the George or the Cheshire Cheese! Also the Old Cheshire Cheese closer to St Paul’s (yes they are both called that lol)

@adsfig5 oh nice i’m working near the strand

of course i’m going to london when it’s going to be the hottest it’s ever been this year

I’m crying they have a we wuz for white nationalists😭

Read this aloud trying to just focus on the actual script and I sounded South African lmfao

@poloftrth I’m in

London continues to be one of the best cities on earth in the sunshine

@final_grrrl I will give you £10,000 if you can name who scored the goal I’m talking about

@adsfig5 :)

That was one of the worst goals I’ve ever seen

@powerfulwizerd She would have been so good in Mad Men

#brba Ted is a scrub and a loser but Skyler White fucking him is the second coolest thing she’s ever done second only to her bimbo routine with the IRS

@shellaneous The Culpeper in Spitalfields, Fox and Hounds near Sloane Square,The Harlequin in Angel, basically any pub on the Strand oh I could go on for hours

@adsfig5 you should give me some recs

Bonne de douche. Le bosh

Just saw a reel of a French person saying the thing she hates most about London is the pub culture and now I’m going to join Reform

I don’t care if Don Draper is a deeply narcissistic huckster that man is fucking LION

World Peace is possible if we host all summits in Battersea Park during a heatwave

@aethelfleds They have since solved this by…returning to the gold standard

@aethelfleds Zimbabwe had just banned any foreign currency to force people to use the government’s promissory notes but they only had a circulation of $90 million *total*. Bottom line there was no liquid currency so you had to barter

Went to a restaurant in the City today and the service was worse than when I had to wash my own dishes in a roadside diner in Zimbabwe