Emily Lucyk

Don't overhydrate today. Take care of yourself and make sure you're drinking plenty of coffee or diet coke.

What a privilege it is to exist at the same time as the hint of lime tortilla chip

returned a package

a walk of shame but the kind where you emerge from your home at 6:21 PM, buy several beverages, and go back inside

when girls say “im going to kill myself” it means they will be okay after eating one caesar salad

Me in my standing only outfit after 7 vodka sodas

another morning at the trying not to kill myself factory

continuing to serve cunt despite wanting to bleep mybleep every single day is the most brave thing a girl can do (i am so brave.)

@d_skillingstad not you being a swiftie

I’m screaming rn 😭😭😭

@d_skillingstad this is directed at my half crooked christmas lights up outside my house isn’t it

It’s April 8 can we take the Christmas decor down

@d_skillingstad “do not share this code with anyone” proceeds to post publicly to twitter

@emerriii Missing two more screenshots for accessing my online accounts over the past week 🙃🙃🙂

Has two-factor authentication gone too far or is it just me

i'll never be a meal prep girl i much prefer the agony and the ecstasy of scrounging around for sustenance like a dog

obsessed with writing things on a to do list that could be done in 30 seconds

@d_skillingstad will be shitting on your floor l8r

My roommate has been working out of town often so I haven’t seen him since Christmas Day. I’ve missed having him around as the first thing he says to me after coffee “how would zoey look in tank top?” So here we are

@d_skillingstad zoey looks like she’s taking the tank top personally

@d_skillingstad fill day with staring into *the void*

3 coffees, breaky, cleaned kitchen, couple of chapters in my book, and an hour at the dog park. 230pm. Now what?

@NezukoSocial @CosmicOrgazmm

*Realistic pochita noises*

@Olivertree @CosmicOrgazmm

what finding love on the internet looks like

me: [opens fridge] bag of decaying broccoli: pleas- me: [closes fridge]