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Having the best fuckin time ever at Glastonbury and today I was grooving with the dad from my parents are aliens to Johnny Marr 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼

No one warns you that the worst thing about having your own house are the fuckin spiders

Hi @robkardashian , it’s me again Emily, if you hadn’t already guessed! I was SO pleased to see you on the new season, glad to see you’re doing so well! Anyway just checking in as always, love and light. Emily x Tb x

I’ve been lapping up Lily Allen’s new album a bit too much for someone in a healthy relationship

Happy 3 year anniversary of being run over to me x

Does anyone else’s Labrador BULLY them until they give them what they want??

I believe he said his name was Millicent Bystander

Hi @robkardashian , me again, Emily, if you hadn’t already guessed. Sorry I’ve not checked in for a while. I’ve got a dog now, I think you’d like him. Anyway hope you’re okay, I won’t leave it as long in future. All the best, TB X

Biblical.

Idk what a Labubu is but tiktoks making me want one

The original was sent 38 years ago today. Happy Valentines from @TheSimpsons

feathers mcgraw you will ALWAYS be famous

I just sharted myself. That's when u fart and u shit yourself on accident!

Me @ Ticketmaster

Catching up on social media this evening:

If I don't get Oasis tickets, i'm going to spend the next 12 months tweeting both brothers a list of every bad thing they've said about eachother to encourage another fall out. If I Don't get to see it, no one else gets to see it either.

“This is it, this is happening” Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (🇮🇪8AM IST / 🇬🇧9AM BST) Dates: Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August Edinburgh Scottish Gas Murrayfield Stadium - 8th/9th August Dublin Croke Park - 16th/17th August

@yeksulccmj Aw no jade I’m so sorry! Sending all my love, love u Bruno

my gentle, loving, gorgeous bruno is being put to sleep tomorrow. there are no words to describe this feeling. i love you so much buddy, i always will. my heart is heavy with sorrow. i hope wherever you go when you pass away, you are happy and carefree on a lovely beach.