friend

there’s an evil guy under my bangs like professor quirrell

my gender is that if you’re a lesbian you can think of me as a girl and if you’re not one Preferably don’t think of me at all but if u must. think of me as a Lesbian

in the 4 minutes u don’t text me back im already shaving my eyebrows

@lunahours omg they’re so boring

next time say ur a fucking loser fr #Thanks

Penis

perverts get killed i would Know

I’m lowkey terrible but we don’t have to talk about that now

Would u say it’s … Great

@pieydfm Don’t even fret

@emiishm NOO STOP😞😞😞😞 sister guilt will eat me alive

i literally Don't even like the feeling of being high idk why i Do this to myself

the older i get the more strongly i feel that religious people are under some state of genuine delusion although at the same time the older i get the more i understand why people need that

my dentist told me she's gonna give me straight teeth 👀👀👀

@sumthinsummthin (Shaking) Sure

wait i’m copying moot sry does anyone wanna be insta moots

@pieydfm OH YEAH THIS IS YOUR FAULT ISNT IT!!!!

@emiishm Sorry didn't mean to drag you down with me

when u see a shredded tire in the middle of the road ? how did that happen

calling 83-FOR-TRUTH and asking about the mole on my butt

peeing in the hotel shower

@pieydfm i love u

@emiishm i'm so happy i could help u discover yourself

i wish i could delete everything from before i had pink hair That wasn’t me

@pieydfm yes Hence

@emiishm sonic milkshakes are BAD

SONIC MILKSHAKE

@nightscoalition Yeah u right that’s why im Friend

what if i made my display name bitch so men couldn’t refer to me