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I want to marry someone who hates pickles so I can always have theirs at restaurants

this is a men only problem

If I’m ever dying of a terminal illness I’m gonna love the attention so much

honestly it makes total sense that the pope would be a bears fan. bc virgin.

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need to know mike mcdaniel’s bilirubin level.

is this sam darnold

same vibe @remiwolf

it has but i’m NOT TAKING IT DOWN

has this been done ?

The state hockey tourney is like the Super Bowl for local blue collar business commercials

every toilet should have a bidet. we are failing as a country bc barely any toilets have bidets.

Overheard from a Plato’s Closet employee: “He tattooed my name on his NBA2K player, so..”

@Jdford99 @gordonbombaymn And he deserved it 😌

@gordonbombaymn I mean he did win an Oscar for the fugitive

Tommy Lee Jones deserved an Oscar for the Fugitive.