Naomi Belfort

Imagine how huge your dick must be to storm out of Dennys & kick over the Grand Slamwich sign in the lobby because you had to wait 5 mins for your drink

Best part of my trip: My Uber driver is like 70+.His wife passed 2 years ago & he said he drives to make the days go by fast😢 Goes to drop me off at my air bnb.I get out & he goes“what’re you doing for the day? I’m done driving & could give you a tour of the city.” Humanity🙏🏻

The average 22 year old today has a lower testosterone than the average 70 year old had in the 80s This is the biggest crisis we face

I can’t get over how much Trevor Lawrence looks like Tarzan

Highlights from #JAXvsBUF game

Fun Fact: It's been 7 years since BLM was founded. They have raised over $1 BILLION. They haven't had 1 neighborhood cleanup, sent 1 poor black child to college, bought school supplies, fed the hungry, donated to a food bank or provided housing to 1 poor black family.

Sums it up quite well 😅

I will punt this fuckin Keebler Elf off a bridge

.@SouthwestAir be like: “$700 for a one way flight to Cancun with two layovers and a 10 hour travel time” 😂😂😂 Who is actually paying these prices???

Love how they crank up the wind machine on days that would otherwise be very sunny and pleasant 😂

I’m starting to question if we will ever see sun again

It is 6 pm and Brady dead ass looks right at the Canadian border agent and says “good morning”

An influencer posting about Botox AND her ugly ass Golden Goose nursing home shoes all in one hour??? Unfollow

I used to be an advocate for quitting for 9-5 jobs, but I’m just kidding..go back..the roads and gyms are packed at 1:30 in the afternoon 🥴

@TropiCoco13 They need to get it together 🥴

@emilyallover I order black coffee and Tim’s fucks it up 5/10 times

Does anyone else have to get their coffee orders remade SEVERAL times a week at either Tims or Starbucks?? It’s not even a high maintenance order either 🙂

@alyak2792 Oh absolutely!! I always notice because I can’t go on as many walks 😂

@emilyallover Do you feel like overall it’s been windier over the last year or so? Brian thinks I’m nuts but I don’t really remember all this wind 😂

The wind actually needs to piss off

Someone just airdropped this to me at the Cheesecake Factory