Emily Baker

Morning!

@Ryanair Can you send information on how to claim back a taxi ride home from our Lisbon to London Stansted flight? We booked it purposely so we could get the stanstead express back.

Punctuality update, April 2nd: So far today, we've had 88% of departures and 93% of arrivals on-time 🛫 You can check your live flight status at all times here: ryanair.com/ie/en/travel-u…

Giver.

Why am I here? Lol

@reisss Margate!

@ASOS @ASOS_HeretoHelp my return has been stuck at the Hermes hub for a week now - can I have an update on when I’ll receive a refund if I send my details? Quite annoying tbf

@LindaFoods found this weird blue stuff in my sausage, feel v weird &sad about it Linda

@RoyalLondonHosp This has made me sooooo sad :(

@RoyalLondonHosp please can you sort out you sandwich provider? This is a selfies vs tagged photo situation :(

Please do not contact us about the #KFCCrisis - it is not a police matter if your favourite eatery is not serving the menu that you desire.

@ASOS_HeretoHelp I’ve dm’d you. I’d also like a discount off my next purchase as this is bloody insanity. Needed them for tomorrow.

@ASOS_HeretoHelp Already spoke to the most unhelpful man on the planet who didn’t offer any policy in return just said it would take 4 days for a replacement and if they sell out before then you’d issue a refund. I’ve already bought them there for I should get the replacement, am I right?

@AdamTayLAD *old original bassist*

Goodnight my loves.  You know who you are.  X

Are we going to rename the "phone" or are we going to redefine the phone? Because it ain't even a phone anymore.

Oh wow haven't been here in a while lol #tweak

tbt

Dicks out 4 #tillikum

Adelaide tomorrow. FOMO. Fuck Obout Muck Obout. Fear Of Mandem Obviously Find Out Mans Obese