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Ready to get to the point in my life where I'm not scared to check my bank account

there’s no way everyone was kung fu fighting

i’m happy

using my twitter as my only source of newsfeed. this is mid 20s.

@nikkiclay_ one tree hill but good try

@macydelight i mean i guess i’ll go

sheesh who hurt olivia rodrigo i mean Good 4 U is a bop but dang

don’t be surprised if one day i just

i will not be happy until the day chic-fil-a puts spicy nuggets on the menu. i said what i said

@sucray_ @LuceeLugo @LuceeLugo but remember that one time.....

everyone: the purple in salad mix is cabbage my brain: purple lettuce

haven’t watched american idol since i was 15 but i’m over here fangirling SO hard over @hunterjmetts

ARKANSAS IS ELITE ❗️❗️❗️ @RazorbackMBB

@LuceeLugo @nikkiclay_ go ahead and tell me i’m funny

@nikkiclay_ R u gonna tell her or should I?

direct deposit: $1400 me at chick-fil-a: bring me the filet

i send a video of my dog to @LuceeLugo and she saves it to her camera roll. a true friend

Direct deposit: $1400 Dairy Queen: What would you like? Me:

do you try to race the ETA on maps or are you a good driver

every day I wake up and say “I’m tired of this grandpa” and every day the universe says “that’s too damn bad”

tiny oranges all my homies in my kitchen in quarantine 🤝 big bunch of cuties I’ve been neglecting