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A warning for anyone standing in the background while Sunak pleads for people to vote for him - if you don't look enthusiastic about what he's saying someone on his team will get a text telling them to block you from view...

When you comeback to work after a week off #BabyReindeer

i thought that was Donald Trump

@CorrinePotts @taylorswift13 Does @taylorswift13 know there’s a cost of living crisis 😂

Trying to sell legit tickets to any gig for £2396 for 4 people is scandalous and I’ve not even started on resale prices. This in no world is a fair price @taylorswift13

Amount of stick I got for talking about this last week, bringing up the hypocrisy of being sacked for a joke when so much worse was going on. This was common knowledge in the industry. What’s not common knowledge is the age of the lad when they met.. Put it this way, the lad was well Groomed.

Andrew Tate and Stephen Bear both in prison

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Peter Kay announces his first new live stand-up tour in 12 years! Tickets go on sale 10am Saturday 12th November at peterkay.co.uk

If she doesn’t mind, I’ll now just wait for whoever will become the 5th PM (so far) during my time as FM 😉

@LewisCapaldi Oh how I miss the thick of it

And then there were two… We can now reveal that #Eurovision 2023 will be hosted in either Glasgow or Liverpool 🥳 Learn all about the final two here: eurovision.tv/story/eurovisi…

a classic breakdown of communication

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Michael Owen definitely has a whole team he’s paying to vote for Gemma and Luca. What on earth is happening 😂 #LoveIsland

Omg Paige? ‘Can I not just have this one for myself?’ LOL the cheek after you moved onto Adam 0.5 seconds after the love of your life Jaques left due to his mental health? #LoveIsland

Chucking in Leanne Cheung too

You know who would sort this airline crisis out in literally an hour….

I don’t do politics. I don’t care if you are Labour, Tory or other. Everyone has a right to vote for who they want. However we also have a right to refuse to be led by liars and criminals. They are mugging all of us off regardless of our politics.