miss emmerican pie

i call him mao how he be slangin zedong

Being bald on easter is so crazy like damn I'm the eggs

Yes im hung no u cant touch it

@11kmrn go lpb go!!! 📣📣

i can’t believe i haven’t had any nicotine in 7 months after 9 years of being a chronic vape/cig/zyn user

@damnit_d4ve SODA!!!!!!

obama. OBAMNA

@absenseoffaith ILYM

@emmerpegemdown THANK U ILY

I am 23 now

@realupdawg WOOO

Guess who got a big time job w their masters and just signed a lease to new place #Me #Swag

@absenseoffaith making 15 new accounts just for you

@emmerpegemdown I dont hsve 17 hoes to send this to

What's up 👋👋 you 🙇‍♀️ Lepre-CUM 👅👅😩🍆💦 guzzlers? It's 🍆🍀 Saint PatDICK's 🍀👉👌day, so get ready for shamCOCK 🍀 in your pot of GOLD 💎 👑 IT's TIME TO BLOW 💨👅💦 on daddy's BAGPIPES, let him eat 🍝🍝🍝👅 your 🍀 CLOVER COOCHIE 🍀, and get rainBONED 🍆😩💦🌈👏👏 in your pot of 🏵🏅🥇GOLD ⚜️🔱💰 because you have the FUCK OF THE IRISH 🇮🇪🍀 on ur side. Send this to 17 of your LUCKIEST HOES 💁‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️💁🏽‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️💁🏿‍♀️ for GOOD FORTUNE🤞🏼🔮🌈🌈

Fork found in outlet

@Gaviivi i am a jerker from japan and this is my penis

@emmerpegemdown 🇯🇵japan

ppl named JP are actually just named “jerk penis” that’s crazy

When your tampon lowkey crowning

@absenseoffaith @slut4batman cute

Drawing things from memory

@Gaviivi 6 7

Do you guys see it too or was i just blasted out of my mind

what if instead of friday the thirteenth it was freakday the thirst-teenth

@saykzers mmmmmmmm