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Yay! Five year Twitter #birthday for us this #sunday !! @emoctoofficial 🥳 #happysunday & many thanks to all of our followers 🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦😊

21st June: Lockdown Ends ... #21stJune #June21

Merry #CovidChristmas and cheers to #LetsWorkflowIt trending ... On the blog: >>>Lockdown UK: Another One<<< We may well be wfh forever but Christmas is on the horizon!! blog.emocto.com/2020/12/lockdo… #merrychristmas

US election: Why women and men are voting differently in 2020 twitter.com/i/events/13236…

A beginner's guide to the US election twitter.com/i/events/13235…

Our #Thursdaythoughts are on beer! Check out @mashpaddleuk Now!!! #craftbeer

This 12-foot skeleton is Spooky Season's muse twitter.com/i/events/13116…

Masks ARE very nice! #Borat is back October 23rd.

BREAKING: President Trump is headed to Walter Reed hospital after being diagnosed with Covid-19, according to the White House cnn.it/34hTagp

Great news... Blackburn's billionaire #Issa brothers complete @asda takeover @EuroGaragesLtd lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/18765404.…

President Trump is going to Walter Reed hospital after COVID-19 diagnosis twitter.com/i/events/13118…

WE ARE OVERFUNDING! And with @crowdfunderuk waiving all fees, every penny will go towards creating valuable employment opportunities for ex-offenders as we build a new type of brewery! bit.ly/MPB-over #london #crowdfunding #secondchances #socialgood #brewery #beer

Researchers have suggested that universal mask-wearing might be helping to reduce the severity of coronavirus. But how much do you know about face masks and #Covid19 immunity? Test your knowledge with this *thread*! 👇

Dettol's new 'back to work' adverts raise eyebrows about office life twitter.com/i/events/13014…

Watch David Blaine fly to 18,000 feet using a bunch of balloons polygon.com/entertainment/…

Health Secretary Matt Hancock tells LBC the rise in Covid-19 cases appears to be among younger people. "The message to all your younger listeners is even though you're at a lower risk from dying, you can still have serious symptoms." #CallTheCabinet | l-bc.co/CallTheCabinet

Bit of anger4 Joss Stone today on Twitter she had some ideas for the ppl frm her luxury home in the Bahamas Ppl not in the Bahamas I feel u but it’s ok we can replicate Argos is out of pools but SmythsToys has this set up Jst the right size 4 a Lndn balcony Neighbours: u r welcs

Eton is trending! I’ve kept this Dad joke in the back pocket for years so here goes: “Were you brought up at Eton Or eaten and brought up?” 🥁😝 ... 😒...no?...ok #eton #alevels2020

#AlevelResults ...also, wisdom from an old person: sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck (preach) ...no srsly 1 door closes 🚪 another 1 opens...