how about not

@alpacabowl13 I noticed that too in the conversation………

🎵 Wake up wake up wake up.. it’s the first of the month 🎶 get up get up get up.. 🎵

I just propositioned my best friend. I was like have a joint book Instagram with me 😏 we’re funny af and people love it Okay but follow us when we make one 🥰 @emomomcore

Is she really your best friend if you can’t send her nipple pictures?

@jessicaarrb_ Copy paste

Also why are we twins…it’s weird.

Todays always a weird day for me but even more so after my dad died. We had no relationship my entire adult life but I still think about him on Father’s Day. It’s weird. Life’s weird and grief is more weird.

My sister and my best friend are camping this weekend. My husband has street fighter and Diablo to play. What is a girl to do!!!

the ultimatum queer love needs to add ppls pronouns, I wanna talk my shit respectfully

if vanessa from the ultimatum: queer love has a million haters, one of them is me. if she has 100 haters, i’m hater #99. if she has 1 hater? u guessed it, me. if she has no haters, i’m no longer on this earth.

The “guns don’t kill people” people sure seem to think a book can make you gay.

Being pregnant is awful. Don’t do it.

@jessicaarrb_ I literally just sent this gif to Weston about going to lunch hahahaha

I am!!! IM HAVING A BABYYYYY

Jackie wants to keep the ring that Marshall gave her? For what? Wtf. I hate this girl.

@alpacabowl13 It’s possible. But we’ve been talking in our own text box. And in like 3 different group Chats hahah

@alpacabowl13 Ma’am we have been talking a lot. But I get it. Also headaches suck and sometimes you need a break from everything.

@alpacabowl13 EVEN ME?!

@jessicaarrb_ It was so awful! Hahahahah she ran down the stairs throwing up! I mean it was also super funny

@emomomcore Hahahaha I love this so much cause I can picture it

My sister was heavily pregnant and the handheld camera made her throw up all over me when we saw it in theaters.

Rewatching Greys Anatomy. Calliope Torres deserved better than everything she got.

@jessicaarrb_ Okay first of all you are so cute Second - L M A O

Welp. This didn’t age well.