Shin Megami Tenser's Floating Disc

@RadGhostCat @TylerCWhitmore If your gut says parasite you should probably get that checked out.

@TylerCWhitmore Parasite and Oppenheimer stand out as the clear choices here. Moonlight may also be in the conversation. My gut says Parasite.

If the last 10 Best Picture winners were all nominated in the same year, who would get your vote?

@BeanixBerry @esjesjesj Trump is sometimes funny on purpose. He is constantly funny on accident. He's like Elon (i Elon was sometimes funny on purpose)

@emphabet @esjesjesj It was very funny actually

Yeah Japanese people don’t find that shit funny at all which—and I hate to say this—makes it very funny that Trump said it

@SMGold_ And then at the end the Joker tracks him down and beats him to death in an alley because now Joker can't kill *every* Robin. He was going for the whole set!

@SMGold_ I don't know why I'm so tickled by Death in the Family references, but I am In War Games, Joker is just sort of hanging out in the background and Black Mask is the main villain. BM kills Stephanie Brown, very sad, much tragedy, /cont

This is still up there for funniest panel of the past year especially if you realize Bizarro Joker is just a perfectly sane person

@suchnerve My dad once (in the 60s or something) had a doctor's appointment and (when prompted) told the nurse his height and weight She measured it and was *astonished* that he had in fact given his actual height and weight.

Family reunions are fun in that I finally feel normal-sized for once because this height is common for the women (with the men being even taller) + I have never once, in my entire life, met a man who identifies as 6’2” WITHOUT having to look DOWN to make eye contact with him

@iSware73 @CountDankulaTV As a matter of fact he has the right to do it regardless, it's just more justified this way

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@kwipsilver @esjesjesj Many such cases

@esjesjesj The hidden tragedy in all the terrible shit he's brought upon us is that he also happens to be legitimately funny at times

@IsThisA3DModel Oh, my mistake.

A lot of traditional sculptors were put into a position where they had to learn digital sculpting to keep their jobs. The difference was, digital sculpting as a tech didn't make them obsolete, it was just their medium in a digital form. Adapting actually made sense in that context and many of them did so because artists are badass and adaptable. GenAI just sucks and there's nothing worth adapting to.

how many actual sculptors do you know? I know quite a few and many of them actually picked up Zbrush. their skills transfer over. artists are very capable of adapting to new tech and digital sculpting was a way for them to explore their medium digitally. it gave them more work opportunities in an evolving world and many of them still sculpt traditionally as well. they had no issue with adapting to good new revolutionary tech. But guess what, they also hate AI. because it sucks!

@IsThisA3DModel Although they should, because it would be extremely funny

@IsThisA3DModel Why would sculptors care about a completely different medium of art? It's not like anyone's trying to replace sculptures. That's like saying painters hate claymation No one's going "Michelangelo is cooked" when they post their 3D models

@AlexisuwuAlexis They're so clearly ashamed of it, they just throw it in reluctantly at the end after the thank you for watchinf

you HAVE to watch the entire thing

@TheElmoBird @Glinner He did not

@Glinner Hello Graham, aspiring transphobe here, how did you convince your wife that consuming Terabytes of sissyporn was research?

We did more reading and studying than you ever did. We discovered autogynephiles and realized it was a fetish that drove them into women's spaces. We found out what cross-sex hormones do to kids health. We witnessed a plague of trans shooters. We're plenty educated

@hausofdecline Talked to a friend who was having relationship troubles four years into hrt and I went hang on, do the math, you're 16 now, no wonder relationships are hard

When they say transition is puberty 2, they ain't lying. What they don't mention is that you are busted down to having the emotional wherewithal of an awkward teen. I understand Tina Belcher so much now. I am Tina Belcher.

@robynsun_love @torturenexus No I know, it's just becoming more and more glaring that they've never heard of tops

@emphabet @torturenexus “…penetrability [is] viewed as a “gateway” to the surrendering of masculinity… Gayness has often been conceptualized as “addicted-to-taking-it-up-the-ass disease”, with transsexuality frequently regarded as a particularly extreme version of the malady.” taliabhattwrites.substack.com/p/understandin…

It's cool how masculinity is now about being a moronic barbarian who's openly insecure about people thinking you're gay. Men used to write books

@Ranting_Trans I have an important question Is this game like Animal Crossing where they remember how long I've been gone

Going into Pokopia, I assumed it would be like Animal Crossing where there's like 6 personality types and all villagers share the same dialogue. Cut to how pleasantly surprised I was that every pokemon has unique dialogue, personalities, and animations. What an amazing effort

@DeTahmineh Okay but they did not actually invade Mordor. They're very explicit that that would be an extremely bad idea.

This is an ILLEGAL war on Mordor. We’re told Sauron “poses an existential threat,” yet somehow this involves sending hobbits 1,500 miles to a volcano. Regime change in Mordor will only create a power vacuum filled by worse orcs. Sauron is bad, sure. But is he “march to Mount Doom” bad? Meanwhile second breakfast is underfunded. Tell me again how this puts the Shire first?

@esjesjesj Also they're extremely explicit that a military attack on Mordor would not work. Idk if that makes sam n frodo seal team six, but invading mordor would have led to the victory of darkness

It was “we’re going to save the Iranian people” and now it’s “the Iranian people are fucking worthless orcs”

@ThisisMyCrypto1 @theserfstv Say the word coward

@theserfstv Cool, another "permissible language " post by a leftist regard

Why do people self censor when they're using slurs as an insult? It's like being a proud PG-13 bigot