Emily Stallings

IMAGINE is ‘banana’ was spelled with any other vowel: - binini - bonono - benene - bununu

these Grammys feel like Kamala won

this more than ever

CALLING OFF WORK JAN 14TH!

Virginia Tech has held the Commonwealth Cup for 1449 Days 17 Minutes 22 Seconds and still counting!

Wicked was fabulous. I'm holding space for aWoAHHHohhAHHHHH. PERIOD!

take care of yourself today 🤍

my unfollowing spree going triple platinum today

Sopran-OH she betta do! 🎶 @sapphiracristal #TeamSapphira #DragRace

I love being a Beyoncé fan #COWBOYCARTER

@HoldenSamuels 🤍 my supplier

@emyh0pe ur welcome

chain text messages will never not be funny to me

Act 2!!!

my mans !!!!

@Sahara_Bearah let me testify

“Sarah never complains. She’s sassy, and she can be sarcastic – and we don’t hate that about her – but she doesn’t complain.” – a categorically false shoutout from my CEO in an all-hands meeting

@KamieCrawford THANK YOU BESTIE!!!

@bloopbloop_ so dramatic of me 🙄😂

hehehe. every now and then I think about how @emyh0pe wanted to be a nun 😭😭😭

just wanted to say thank you to @Beyonce

@alexyuriyb much love no hard feelings xoxoxo

@emyh0pe how does it feel to live my dream

seeing Beyoncé this weekend - can’t be bothered

Barbie was a S L A Y! Greta Gerwig does not miss