When I started dating my husband, I used to hold my fart like my life depended on it. I would even excuse myself and go outside like I had an important phone call 😭
One day, I sat down and thought,
If this man ends up marrying me, I go dey run go outside forever? God forbid 😩
So I decided to be brave.
That day, I released one silent fart, the type that moves like a thief in the night.
My husband looked at me and said,
“Did you just fart?”
I said, “Yes.”
He looked shocked and asked, “Why?”
I said, “Why as how? We’re in this together. You must accept me as I am.” 😂😂
I didn’t know I was opening the gates of hell.
Few weeks later, this man released his own…
Omo… the thing no be fart again… na environmental hazard. It shook the foundation of our house 😩😩😩
I shouted, “Ah! Did you fart?!”
He calmly said, “Yes… you said we should not hide anything from each other.” 😭😭
Since that day, anytime my husband shifts small, I just carry my phone and relocate… because experience is the best teacher 😂😂
Seven things/facts about Jesus Christ that distinguished him among anyone else.
1. He was born of a virgin
2. Jesus performed amazing miracles in evidence of who he was.
3. Jesus preached and manifested the love of God and his kingdom.
4. He had a mission and his mission was to substitute himself for the salvation of men. Taking our place and giving us his place for our salvation.
5. He resurrected on the third day for our benefit and from that day he lived on and continue to live today.
6. He ascended to heaven. He levitated before their very eyes.
7. Now he lives to give life to all who believe in him. That’s his invitation. The same life he has, he gives it to anyone who believes in him.
These seven things, facts separate Jesus from all others. From ever teacher, every prophet, every great person that ever lived.
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