literally no one asked

It's about time for the HILARY DUFF RENAISSANCE yessssss

the way my phone was blowing up you’d think I was the one who got engaged

i love abortions and trans people and immigrants and birth control and gay people and having fun and being kind

@ksumptaaa OF COURSE! We roasted brie bites over the fire then put it between 2 crackers with salami and a little bit of hot honey. So. Gooooood.

@enchiladamn Can you elaborate 👀

I was blessed with the knowledge of a savory smore tonight and my life will never be the same again

when i joke about my lore but then i remember

I’m unironically starting to use multiple exclamation points and emojis. Is this the first phase of turning into a Facebook wine mom???

gtfo pls

me

today should be a federal holiday

Where is guitar hero in 2025

Okay my departure lasted 0 seconds

With Elon’s fucked up algorithm, I think it’s time for me to head out of this app. Thanks for the mems, hopefully I’ll be back once someone else buys it

@fattymatty12 @TMZ A true king

@TMZ @enchiladamn goat

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this is me reading every severance theory because at this point I truly believe anything can be true

God has answered my prayers

@smelseysaywhut @ChipotleTweets @qdoba I used to be the ultimate chipotle stan but they’ve let me down one too many times!!

Sorry @ChipotleTweets - I’m a @qdoba gal now