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Car salesman after selling a young couple a 2020 Nissan Altima 60% over book value and telling them it’s because of tariffs

A few days ago, Janet Yellen was answering: "How concerned are you about the long term status of the dollar?" The US Treasury Department sign fell off.

I cannot wait for this whole election and whatever mess that may follow it to be behind us. Politics are really just pageantry for malignant narcissists and sociopaths. Those least fit for power seek it, those most fit for power avoid the hellscape having it has become.

good thing my ETH is earning 2.15% a year in staking rewards

magic beans confirmed as not a geopolitical hedge

Don't worry guys, inflation ex inflation is 0%. All good.

iykyk 🤭

Janet Yellen

You’re an adult now, pick 3: • full-time employment • a consistent workout schedule • fridge with food in it • the will to live • a significant other • one large coffee

@theRealKiyosaki Robert I put my life savings into tuna as you said but I have not yet seen a return, pls advise

i'm pleased to announce we can safely rule out hyperinflation

To celebrate inflation reaching its lowest annual rate in 2 years, I’m going to buy a $120,000 truck that used to cost $38,000 just a few years ago.

AI Twitter these days. 👇🧵

All these macroeconomic experts with 40 years experience are predicting one of the worst recession in decades, but Mercedes the former hooters girl turned RE Agent a month ago is saying there has never been a better time to buy a house. I just don't know who to believe anymore.

Starting to suspect the stock market has discounted, at least on a short-term basis, anything Jay P could do tomorrow short of committing suicide…