A mí una gyal me dijo que a ella le gustan los 'softboy' y que como yo no iba a serlo, no se podía enredar.
Todo eso me lo dijo mientras estaba encima mío. 🚬
Gastón🫀@gastonfyp
QUE ES LO QUE REALMENTE QUIEREN LAS MUJERES ??????
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@enigmagala
yo ass wouldn’t survive 2 minutes where I’m from.
Nueva York, USA Katılım Aralık 2009
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I don't care how hard life gets, don’t tell a woman what you’ve been through.
Terry@terry_qcbf
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Ya podemos ir a trabajar en short y cutarras?
Telemetro Reporta@TReporta
Las altas temperaturas en Panamá han alcanzado hasta los 36.2°, con sensación térmica de 40 a 42° Celsius durante el día, mientras que en las noches han alcanzado los 30° Celsius, lo cual podría estar relacionado con el Fenómeno de El Niño.
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Un animal es Wemby
Leandro Carranza@leocarranza99
Por favor, escuchen al público. Les succionó el alma.
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Nunca permitas que ninguna p*ta te falte el respeto. A la primera, tírala a la calle.
She belongs to the streets.
Terry@terry_qcbf
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@RealdPepito @Mayer Tú lo has dicho, "heredan el mundo", nadie hereda el mundo, todos morimos. Los buenos, los malos, los codiciosos, los humildes; todos. Solo estamos de paso.
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How to tell what phase of life a girl is in:
Posting thirst traps = recently single
Posting 5 stories a day and scrolling through so see if he saw it = she’s dating a guy who doesn’t like her
She suddenly starts posting home cooked meals, sourdough, and little farmer’s market hauls = she wants a man to know she’s wifey now even though she used to rail lines till 5am
If she’s doing Pilates every single day = she’s either in love, heartbroken, or unemployed. (sometimes all 3, depends what time the class is)
If she’s training for a marathon = he absolutely fucked her up
If she suddenly stops posting = new man
If she starts talking about freezing her eggs at dinner = hinge date pushed her into a full existential crisis
If she starts saying she’s in her “soft girl era,” = had a psychological collapse and hired a new therapist/Pilates instructor in the same week
Murray Hill Guy@MurrayHillGuy1
How to tell what phase of life a guy is in: If he’s golfing every weekend, he hates his girlfriend/wife If he’s blacking out every Friday/Saturday, violently single and stuck in college If he’s training for a marathon, a breakup changed him fundamentally If he moved to Austin/Miami, NYC defeated him If he suddenly got into watches, he’s doing well at his job and that’s his priority in life If he’s posting jazz bars and espresso martinis, he’s obsessed with his ex and wants her attention If he suddenly stops tweeting/posting, definitely a new girlfriend If he bought a pickleball paddle, his life peaked 6 months ago. Cooked If he’s doing Hyrox, he thinks he’s better than everyone else, but isn’t
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@JorgitoMack También. Me kb la gente que tira odio, solo disfruta del fútbol y ya.
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Consejo.
Si la vuelta comienza a partir de aquí. Canjea tu ticket, aprovecha tu turno y palante hermano.
Never trust a woman.
𝓐𝔂𝓸✯@shefwayo
when she's cheating on her boyfriend with you and she asks you to trust her
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Read “DIOS NOS MUESTRA LA VERDAD“ by Andrés Ayala on Medium: tamalitosinpasas.medium.com/dios-nos-muest…
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Tengo una habilidad para convertir todo lo desafortunado que me pasa en algo bueno para mí. P ejem.
Hace 1 semana se me rompió la banda de mi maleta de training, pues ahora cargo la maleta con una mano, trabajo grip y resistencia todos los días para ir al dojo y mi trabajo.
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