Colonel Bleep

@sparkly_jules1 *2000

Mia Calabrese. And J Lo in 2020.

Same song, second verse. Felony theft of idea. #FashionCops #AMAs

Future generations are going to think this is AI because surely no organization would be dumb enough to screw this up…

You lying piece of shit

In honor of Memorial Day, here’s what Kevin Spacey did

@SavvyTamz_57 They already have their diplomas.

If I was the principal I would end the ceremony and tell all of them they’ll get their diplomas in the mail and I would force everyone to leave the premises.

I am DYING laughing! Get this dang cat a catio!! Kitty gymnastics at work!

Last night, I made a simple request on X. I asked if anybody visiting Arlington National Cemetery for Memorial Day would stop by Alan’s grave and leave a photo for our family. What happened next honestly caught me off guard. By this afternoon, dozens of Americans from all walks of life had made the walk to Section 60 to visit SSG Alan W. Shaw. Veterans. Families. Complete strangers. People who had never met Alan, but chose to honor him anyway. For one day on social media, people put aside the constant noise and negativity and came together for something bigger than themselves. My notifications filled with photos, kind messages, prayers, and stories from people honoring not just Alan, but so many of our fallen heroes. I don’t think people fully understand what moments like this mean to Gold Star families. The fear is never just losing them. It’s losing them slowly over time as the world moves on and fewer people remember their name. But today showed me that Alan will never be forgotten. After years of watching social media reward some of the worst parts of humanity, today gave me a reminder that the good is still out there too. Thank you to every single person who stopped by to visit Alan today, said his name, shared his story, or took a moment to honor the fallen. This right here is the America Alan knew and loved enough to fight and die for. And today, y’all showed us all that it’s still here and it’s still worth fighting for. 🇺🇸

@sparkly_jules1 What's going on down there?

Best reuse of the emergency blanket from the limo's trunk goes to... At least she's smiling. #FashionCops #AMAs

Bestiality is already illegal in Loisiana, by the way. This bill was almost assuredly an attempt to sneak some nonsense in.

this, but the last panel is them dating

Top 20 songs from this week on the Billboard Hot 100 in 1980. Any song that are still a favorite of yours? Call Me, Cars and Train In Vain are still a few of my favorites.

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Did you know that Memorial Day has Southern roots? It’s true! After the Civil War, the Southern tradition of grave decoration gave birth to Confederate Memorial Day. Southern women would go to their community cemeteries to clean and decorate the tombstones of Civil War soldiers - even honoring the Union soldiers buried in Southern soil. The Southern tradition was noted by General John A. Logan when he suggested a National Memorial Day saying it was time for Union men to follow the South’s example. And the precursor to all of it? Appalachian Decoration Day. In the Southern Appalachian Mountains, communities have gathered to clean and maintain family cemeteries, place flowers on graves, hold church services, and break bread since long before the Civil War ever occurred. 💫

the scarface cvs

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?” BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.” BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”

Will Levis came in 6 seconds dude didn’t make a sex tape he made a Vine