sofia😡

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how embarrassing is it having to learn the language that shouldve been your mother language

nice

chatgpt so fucking unhelpful

i’ve decided to start consuming more carcinogens can you guys tell me where to start

might start a book club where the members pay money towards the books but i simply steal the books and keep the money . any advice ?

anytime someone says to me ‘it’s not a big deal’ it makes me determined to make it catastrophic

beans on toast should be at the discretion of the consumer

pure anxiety sitting in the reserved/priority seating on the underground

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

someone corrected me yesterday for saying ‘we was’ but bruv i am from south london n this is how we speak

Why didnt anyone tell me that Zyns change colors now? Every time I take them out they are red. Pretty cool!

i’m addicted to green tea now so does that mean i can start smoking cigarettes again?

when did it become socially unacceptable to boo vegetarians

i propose an international law banning spanish speakers from saying 'i'm agree'

Im glad to see London PR going up because the sun is out. This city is hands down the best city in Europe in summer .The only real contender is Barcelona because they have the beach.

does my dog think my foot is like an extra hand when im petting him with it or does he think its like insanely disrespectful

nobody saying croydon. because croydon has earned respect! unlike m*lton k*ynes

i want the ‘pack a day 6 pack a night’ euro summer life

thank you apple photos for consistently featuring people i would blow up given the chance