Daniel Watts

Fighting Your Nightmares has hit over 5k views. A story about a dragon and the cult that follows him. And also a lot of fights. Thank you all who have read it and will read it in the future. royalroad.com/fiction/131019…

@cathcryptid417 She's heading to muscle beach to show them how to dead lift.

drew Vivienne for #GoldenWeek!

@LennoxTheLlama I feel like this is a clove cigarette.

ram doodle

@natural_manure I don't understand, but hope to.

It ends.

@MacTire17895899 You got it!

@equalitysdaniel I hate these puns Keep doing them

Told a patient I had his test results. He asks "did I pass?" I said "no, but it looks like you will soon."

@HARVESTER_KEF Surprised he could still talk.

@equalitysdaniel “How soon?” “Sir, you’re 103 and you broke all your ribs in a car crash.”

@k1tty_bug Congratulations. Many years of happiness for you both.

GUEES WHAT EVERYONE! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! SURPRISE! Cracking open a cold one before hitting the road. 3&1/2 hour drive :3

@RealWarnerus That looks raccoonish.

I hate drawing my own sona 😭 It always ends up looking like a fox, a wolf, or a cat. I wish I could draw good 😔

@SwoopiePoopy Some dog or bird trinket.

Now I'm kinda unsure what to do. We were just going to go on a walk together with the puppies, but she asked if she could bake something for me (obviously I said yes!), and now I don't know if I'm supposed to reciprocate that with a gift too. Flowers would be way too forward, I think. Should I bake something too? This is hard

@CAPTAIN_SMAUG Someone better take that evil presence sneaking up behind him.

Happy may 4th yall! 👀 Now pardon me while I do evil deeds in the name of the glorious Sith empire. 😁

Jontron got the good ending and the terminally online will never forgive him for it.

@JamesTate121 Man used an AI photo and wrote a ranting screed about the people he hates.

You see this kind of thing in struggling lower-income Southern households, and it tells a very specific story. When life hasn't delivered much.... no wealth, no power, no real social standing.... some folks discover that white supremacy is basically a free membership card to a club that makes them feel superior without requiring any actual achievement. It's the world's laziest status symbol. The starter kit is always the same: *A Confederate flag honoring a war their ancestors lost badly 160 years ago. *A gun they'll never actually need. *A Bible they've never actually read. *And Fox News running 24/7 telling them they're REAL Americans.... unlike those fancy elitist Democrats who are secretly importing an army of replacement voters to steal their.... Their what exactly? Their Dollar General? Their 1987 Camaro on cinder blocks in the yard? FOX found the formula, and they never let go of it: Take a man who has nothing, tell him the reason he has nothing is because those people are taking it.... and suddenly he's not a struggling nobody. He's a soldier in a cultural war. He matters. He's relevant. He becomes a MAGA Warrior! And THAT.... ladies and gentlemen.... is precisely how a twice-impeached, four-times-indicted, 34-time felon, bankrupt New York con man who golfs at his own resorts became the hero of the working man. You genuinely cannot make this stuff up. And I write this so that hopefully they will recognize what they have done and what they are doing and snap out of it..... I was born and raised in Appalachia ... These very people could be my relatives ..... but ... I .... got common sense from my granny ----- "question everything". VIA~Lee Murphy

@danielaconte A "tiny brain" wrote the words composing that sign. And should not be given any "made up tokens" for their "work".

I would have expected a crab museum to be the one place I was safe from being lectured to about British colonialism.

@PaladinPolecat Mouse energy.

@equalitysdaniel * eats the cardboard *

Good morning.

@SwoopiePoopy Excellent. Hope it all works out.

Guys, she's baking me chocolates too

@natural_manure This looks like something that grows by absorbing living creatures.

Okay, so. Science. They melt alright, but I'm not sure what I'd do with it. It's rather stiff and goobery... Like marshmallow but tastes like peach candy Hmm. 🤔

@Quantum_Vaultss Continue doing what you're doing?

Dang I'm already almost at 900 What do I do when I'm there??

@DIVIIDAE Nah. Get out the knife and treat it like cookie bars.

Accidentally fucked up the cookies

@GFoxlore So yellow he has to make a call on his bananaphone.

I AM NOT YELLOW!

@Tyras_Mikhail But they're safe from far right extremism! Shame the call is coming from inside the house.

So... BlueSky was made with the goal of making it like pre-Elon Twitter. And it became a far left cesspit where everyone tries to out-woke each other, including via smearing and doxxing anyone slightly to the right of you. Well... mission accomplished, I guess.