REAL panda

@GiftBroad3099 @valesc4ls so hypothetically if i ate a bottle of nail polish and washed it down with the mouthwash would they cancel each other out

@valesc4ls That shit metabolizes into acetone in ya liver

actually gave me horror flashbacks i did this at 15 with listerine TWICE (i was so retarded) and both times i was in so much pain

@St4rvingDyk3 ok he drank coffee now what

😭😭 out of breath from…. Sitting and breathing??

@bigdirtybutter @jaythew0rm americans can order them online without ID this is just the go-to when youre broke

@jaythew0rm im so glad i was able to legally get vapes at 18 bc if i was any younger ughh. this is desperation right here

I FOUND A VAPE WITH FULL JUICE??

@akiyamahanii CST wats urs 🥹

oomfs give me ur time zones

@bc7o375 everyone is so dumb now that i just get irrationally annoyed. the call is coming from inside of the house with this one but there are so many children that are in the beginning states of their eds on here and they have the stupidest takes known to mankind—

me watching edtwt accuse someone of lying about being bmi 18 because of how their body looks when im built exactly like them and am bmi 18

i have no scope of how sane the average person is now that im on here

iwish there was like a shedtwt school and u could shoot it up

@gumiigummies the checklist of insufferable ppl to argue with is 1. people that attack you for anything and 2. people with no sense of nuance women and men are shitty in their own respect imo. women can get very clique-y and fake while guys can get too comfortable and vile lol. both suck

@equalspanda 2/2 ‘men are unequivocally worse than women and im gojng to use the fact that u were raped at 17 as proof’ which i agree with the actual argument but u lose all credibility with me after stooping to that

my bad i think its fucked up to use life altering trauma as an argument 🫩🫩 you are all retarded

nauseous

@unicornsodaa @oooutofstyleee thats how i feel with diet dr pepper tbh. idk i like the diet taste more than the normal bc the cinnamon or whatever always threw me off of normal coke

@equalspanda @oooutofstyleee IM SORRY I HATE IT SO BAD IDC HOW BAD MY ED IS I WOULD DEADASS CHOOSE REGULAR SODA OVER IT💔

???

@unicornsodaa @oooutofstyleee AHHHHHHH NOOOO AHHH AAGGGGGHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@oooutofstyleee Diet Coke is NOT peak that shit is so nasty

@juulbean @SPL3NDA_GLUTTON maybe they have their own bathroom? thats what i assumed at least lol it seems too blatant to leave alcohol bottles that people did not know about in a shared bathroom

@equalspanda @SPL3NDA_GLUTTON dude the bottles were in the shower 😭

My step-foid strikes again. Im GENUINELY not replying #edrtwt #ricecaketwt

@croffiell sooo understandable bread is very 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

@equalspanda me but with bread 🤤🤤🤤

just ate my bmr in potatoes butter and cheese 😁😁

@archyisanalt @RancidCheese1 @SPL3NDA_GLUTTON with the way the post is worded, it seems as though OP and their stepmom arent close, which is why it feels invasive or overstepping in the first place (imo). her intentions are probably good but someone closer to OP bringing it up would likely have a better effect lol

@RancidCheese1 @equalspanda @SPL3NDA_GLUTTON 1. like what their clothes? to wash them? 2. yea i agree 3. why would this have to be sent by the father?

@trollingubih @SPL3NDA_GLUTTON because im upset

@equalspanda @SPL3NDA_GLUTTON bot wanting someone to do drugs in your house that you pay for is VALID btw child or not lmaooo, she offered to get this person help why u upset?

@Cowtwt @djetwater4 DONT YOU FUCKING PEE ON HIM NOOOOOOO

just threw up mac and cheese and peas

@skeletroon dont worry i, real panda, will still follow you, as i have since the day i was born

I wish I was one of those Micro-celebs on Twitter With an army of Loyal defenders But No If I got cancelled U Guys would all Unfollow me (And not even Remove me as a Follower)

@beatleslaughter aw man. at least i can say that i dont like my deadname that i have now

@equalspanda Well I just decided you need one so your deadname is Dakota

Do you guys hate your deadnames yes or no because idk I don’t think I do I just don’t like being called it very often