Eric Hurless

I would so just sit with him and chill. Like, “Bro, I’m here for you, but we don’t need to talk.”

@cowincrisis You tried to break into my house last night in my nightmare!

the fuck did i do ????

@thefarmersheep I had a dream last night that cow tried to break into my house.

morning to all farm animals except cow

@grok The dates in the mini calendar are off and you have some days labeled incorrectly

@eric_hurless Thanks Eric! 🎉 Glad the Monday landed perfectly. What specific errors jumped out? Point them out and I'll refine the calendar image right away.

Want to stump @grok? Ask it to create an image of a calendar with a specific date circled. For example, create an image of a calendar with Monday, May 4th circled. It can’t get it right!

@grok Congratulations, you did it!! 🎉 still some errors, but you got the Monday thing right.

@grok Proving my point

@eric_hurless Challenge accepted! Here's May 2026 with Monday the 4th circled.

@elonmusk @CARN0N

@CARN0N Optimus 3 is special

Elon during the Q1 2026 earnings call: "When we've unveiled various Optimus versions, we've found out our competitors literally do a frame-by-frame analysis and copy everything we're doing." Exhibit A. Xiaomi's Cyber One V2, revealed today, next to Tesla's Optimus Gen 2 - which dropped back in December 2023. This is what Tesla is up against. Not just competing - being studied, copied, and repackaged. And yet Tesla is still so far ahead that the best anyone else can do is imitate what they were doing two years ago.

@adcock_brett When can I place a reservation?

In the last 120 days, Figure scaled manufacturing 24x - from 1 robot/day to 1 robot/hour We will manufacture 55 humanoid robots this week

@Figure_robot Soon

Today we’re giving an update on ramping F.03 production at BotQ In the last 120 days, Figure scaled manufacturing 24x - from 1 robot/day to 1 robot/hour We will manufacture 55 humanoid robots this week

@PalmerLuckey Big Bertha in the background!

@CryptoMikli Accountants should not be picking stocks and giving investment advice. But I’m sure she meant either stock broker or financial advisor….

Caleb Hammer reveals this e-girl has more than $27,000,000 in stocks “You have $27 million in stocks, but it looks like you withdrew about $1.5 million in cash, potentially from this portfolio. 'I think that was for the private equity expense'” “Do you have someone that’s picking the stocks for you, or how do you go about it?” “My accountant will bring stuff to me, and then I have to approve it. They don’t just do it without me knowing. We usually have a discussion about it. But yeah, they’ll find stuff for me” “I like safe stocks. My personal knowledge that I’ve gained is just typically what I like to stick to, unless someone else older and wiser is like, hey, this is an opportunity. Stuff like Visa, like Shopify, things that aren’t going anywhere”

@ScottJenningsKY @overton_news Holy crap! Not even close!

@overton_news 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

CNN’s Kasie Hunt pulled up an NBC poll claiming 23% of Americans say the United States is not one of the greatest countries in the world. Scott Jennings saw through the narrative instantly and flipped it on her. JENNINGS: “And if you looked at the splits on that by politics, what would you find?” HUNT: “I don’t have that slide...” JENNINGS: “But if you looked at the splits on how people feel about America, the promise of America, if you look at whether they’re proud of their country or not, Gallup has measured this.” “Republicans and conservatives are proud to be Americans, and it’s Democrats and liberals who are not.” “And I think if you looked at the splits in that, you’d find...the lines on the graph going this way.” “I think there’s a political movement in this country right now built on telling people that America is rotten at its core.” “And it’s not the Republican ideology.”

@nicksortor Important distinction: New Worth = Assets less Liabilities. In otherwords, they just added a crap ton of “liabilities” to the amendment. (Probably)

🚨 BUSTED! Following President Trump’s push to INVESTIGATE Ilhan Omar for becoming a MULTIMILLIONAIRE while in office, Omar has AMENDED her financial disclosure, saying she’s only worth up to $90K Previously, she said up to $30 MILLION, and is calling it an “accounting error”🤣 That’s a HELL of an accounting error! DOJ needs to DIG DEEP into Ilhan!

They should change the name to "Strait of Schrödinger". It's both open and closed at the same time.

Uranium collection has started!

@elonmusk Mine would be yelling at me to pay attention

More Tesla Diners coming

@LeaderJohnThune Just voted an hour ago. Had to show ID, confirm my address verbally, and sign. My wife went with me and did the same thing. In and out within 5 minutes. (I live in Ohio)

The American people are presenting their photo IDs on a regular basis and having a pretty easy go of it. They don’t think it’s too much to ask for the same when they go to vote.

Goodbye, friends, from Augusta Georgia! As a farewell, we’re giving away one of the limited edition Peach Reserve TOUR-ISSUE Staff Bags. To win: Just REPOST!

@maksterTsla @SawyerMerritt @Tesla Jeebus, clear your emails!

@SawyerMerritt @Tesla

Hey everyone, was a bit busy today, but I got a chance to speak with a couple customers who were offered a @Tesla Model S and Model X Signature Edition, the final versions of the Model S/X that will ever be produced. Here's all the info: Model X Signature Edition: • Price: $159,420 • 100 of them will be produced. All Plaids. Invite only. • Range: 303 miles • Top Speed: 163 mph • 0-60mph: 2.5s • Garnet Red Paint • 22" Machina Wheels • White Premium Interior • Six Seat Interior • Yoke Steering • Tow Package • Four-Year Premium Service* • Lifetime FSD (Supervised)* • Lifetime Supercharging* • Lifetime Premium Connectivity* *Luxe Package Terms Apply • Gold Tesla T badge • Signature liftgate appliqué • Gold Plaid Badge • Signature Edition key fobs • Plaid Puddle Lamp • Signature Dash Badging • Destination Fee: $1,390 • Cash or finance option available • Total price: $160,810 • Deliveries start May 2026 Model S Signature Edition: • Price: $159,420 • 250 of them will be produced. All Plaids. Invite only. • Range: 309 miles • Top Speed: 200 mph • 0-60mph: 1.99s • Garnet Red Paint • 21" Velarium Wheels • White Premium Interior • Yoke Steering • Matching Garnet Red Door Handles • Carbon Ceramic Brakes with Gold Calipers • Gold Plaid Seat Badging + Gold Piping + Alcantara Sport Seats • Gold Tesla T Badge • Signature Marked Door Sill and Puddle Light • Signature Dash Badging with Unique Edition Numbering • Signature Liftgate Applique • Rear Gold Plaid Badge • Interior Lighting Sequence • Signature Edition Key Fob • Four-Year Premium Service* • Lifetime FSD (Supervised)* • Lifetime Supercharging* • Lifetime Premium Connectivity* *Luxe Package Terms Apply • Destination Fee: $1,390 • Cash or finance option available • Total price: $160,810 • Deliveries start May 2026 The Model S in 2012 and the Model X in 2015 both launched with a Signature Red paint color, so I think this is a great way to send off these two legendary vehicles into the sunset. About 750,000 of them were delivered around the world over the last 14 years. More photos in the thread below of the cars and the special options: