Late to the party Laura

I have absolutely no problem getting to sleep when it’s time to get up.

@ericamorecambe I'm pretty sure they are.

I was able to sing every word of my high school fight song out of the blue today, but I couldn't remember if I took my vitamins after my reminder went off an hour ago.

@wildethingy No, no - I'll just add it to my own.

Anyone want to take care of my anxiety today? I promise to come and pick it up later once I'm done.

Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts against me

Hope the next viral trend is common sense

Saw a man walking his dog yesterday. He obviously hadn’t managed to get a dog that looked like him, so he’d bought shoes to match instead.

1986 Headline: Flying cars expected to be common within 40 years. 2026 Headline: Woman who identifies as a dog is attacked by an actual dog.

I said no to a piece of cake today and have yet to see any health benefits

@Thebestfigen She’s good.

Very cute! ❤️

Years from now I’ll look back on this passport photo and think I look good. But not today.

@LouisaBrunette1 Hahaa!

@ericamorecambe I know the song. I wonder how long it took them to write the lyrics?

Have you tried putting on that song which goes woo-ooo-ooo-ooooo ooo-ooo-oooo ooo-ooo-oooo ooo-ooo-oooo-ooo lots and then “Barbra Streisand” about it?

You should.

Can’t. I’m not busy or anything. I just don’t want to.

I love how dogs will do a little trick to get their treat and cats are like: "just put the offering on the floor.... and walk away"

“the ideal candidate-” what about the fun candidate? the silly candidate?

just jumped over the moon

british people are so funny it’s 17° for one day and we’re walking around in t-shirts with ice creams