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Either I’ve lost brain cells watching this, or I just witnessed peak comedy.

It's OK, White people are using paper straws.

We had a black president for eight years and not one white racist Republican redneck took a shot at him. Ever.

Nothing infuriates an uninformed Congressional Dem more than when they realize they voluntarily triggered a debate with someone who actually knows what they are talking about, reads federal statute and adheres to Supreme Court precedent. Today’s self-implosion by @rosadelauro was quite remarkable to witness. Without apology or regret, I will always adhere to the best available reading of federal statute pursuant to the U.S. Supreme Court decision in Loper Bright.

This is what Canadians have been subjected to by our media in just last several weeks. We have a record deficit, record food insecurity, record homelessness, record crime, record food inflation, record household debt, record youth unemployment and the media is putting all focus on a person and party who has never held power in Canada for 11 years? This is a problem. How will anything ever improve if the very Government who is managing our Country is never scrutinized or held accountable? Guess what it’s not going to. This is what a protection racket looks like.

@bruce_barrett lol brother that ship has sailed we're done

They have to go back before Canada becomes New India.

"We live in a divided and dangerous world...." Carney has started dozens of press conferences with these words. He's also used it in at least 16 written press releases. x.com/i/status/20464… It's all one big psychological operation to get CAnadians to belive that we're in an existential crisis that will require more spending and more government control. Thanks @ryangerritsen for compiling this.

The TTC in Toronto ladies and gentlemen. We need mass remigration now.

🚨TRAGIC: A White firefighter in Wisconsin saved a Black man who was overdosing on drugs. After being revived, the Black man immediately pulled a gun and shot the White man who had just rescued him dead. Mainstream media didn’t report this incident, as it doesn’t fit their narrative.

Genuine racism was almost dead until the Left revived it with their aggressive identity politics and collectivist rhetoric.

@travelingflying insane

A White firefighter in Wisconsin saved a Black man who was overdosing on drugs. After being revived, the Black man immediately pulled a gun and shot the White man who had just rescued him dead. Mainstream media didn’t report this incident, as it doesn’t fit their narrative.

My golf ball when there’s water on a par-3 🏊

New RBC report: between 2015-2024, more than $1 trillion in investment exited Canada—the largest capital exodus in Canadian history. Six sectors where Canada can attract back investment: Oil and gas ➡️  $705 billion Electricity ➡️ $635 billion  Mining ➡️ $200 billion Agriculture and food processing ➡️ $205 billion  Defence and space ➡️ $30 billion Read the full report here: lnkd.in/e3gbwvKk

From @ThomasSowell quotes.... Let me tell you what just happened in Canada because nobody else is going to frame this for you properly. A man named Patrick Pichette, former Senior VP of Google, sat on a stage at the Canadian Liberal convention this week and suggested that young Canadians who want to leave the country to work in America should pay an exit tax of $500K to leave. And the room applauded. Thunderous applause, actually. Now, let me tell you about Patrick Pichette. Patrick Pichette left Canada decades ago to take a job at Microsoft. You know what he paid to leave? Thirty dollars. He climbed the ladder. Made his fortune. Moved to Europe, where he lives now, comfortably, far away from the country he's trying to lock other people inside of. Pretty sweet. This man paid thirty dollars for the same door he now wants to charge your kids $500,000 to walk through. That's not a policy. That's pulling the ladder up behind you and setting it on fire. What a nice guy! Just another "compassionate" and "empathetic" progressive to add to my list. But here's where it gets really fun. Let's zoom out. The Canadian boomers have built themselves quite a paradise up there in Snow Mexico. They inflated a real estate bubble so extreme that a starter home costs nearly a million dollars. Their children can't afford groceries. Their grandchildren will never own property. The entire middle class ladder has been sawed off at the third rung. They opened the borders and brought in so many people so fast that the cities don't resemble what they looked like ten years ago. The character of entire neighborhoods changed in a single generation. And if you say anything about it, if you even notice it out loud, you're a racist. You smile and clap and pretend you don't see your own country disappearing in front of you. The boomers don't live in those neighborhoods, of course. They live in the suburbs they bought for $200,000 in 1995 that are now worth $2.5 million. They don't see it. They don't have to. They only see the TV. The state broadcaster. That's how their reality is defined for them. And what are they worried about? A recent poll showed that the number one priority for older Canadian voters was signaling against Donald Trump. Not housing. Not immigration. Not the cost of living. Trump. Orange man bad. That's what keeps them up at night while their kids can't afford milk. And they don't feel any embarrassment over it. In fact, they're PROUD of it. These are the people who just handed Mark Carney a majority government. Serious people. Serious decisions. Obviously. So the young Canadians, the ones who can still do math and still want a future to look forward to, start looking south. America has jobs. Affordable housing. A culture that still rewards ambition instead of punishing it. Not to mention the beauty of the First and Second Amendments. Can you blame them? And what is Canada's response? Not "let's fix the economy." Not "let's make it possible to build a life here." Lock the door. Charge them half a million for the key. Thomas Sowell predicted this pattern. When you raise the cost of leaving, you don't keep your best people. You keep the ones who can't afford to escape. The ambitious ones leave earlier, before the cage door closes. The ones left behind are the ones the government deserves: obedient, dependent, and too broke to fight back. Free countries don't need exit taxes. Prisons do. You know what? Maybe it's time for America to just put Canada under a conservatorship. Like Britney Spears. Somebody needs to step in and manage their affairs because they are clearly not capable of governing themselves. Their government is spending their money, controlling their movements, trapping them inside their own borders, freezing bank accounts, and making decisions that no sane person would agree to. Sound extreme? Tell me how it's different from what Canada is already doing to its own citizens. I'll wait. Free Canada

Liberal boomers just love destroying the opportunities for future generations and pulling up the ladder behind themselves. This guy, Patrick Pichette, who built his career working for American companies, thinks young talented Canadians should not be able to go work for American companies without paying a penalty; "Make them pay if they leave." How about Canada actually competes for talent and develop companies instead of think on how to geographically imprison talent? This from the Liberal Party convention. Oh, and he doesn't live in Canada himself anymore.

🇨🇦 Every Canadian should read this twice: 🇨🇦 Canada ranks .. 🥇 1st in uranium 🥇 1st in potash 🥈 2nd in nickel 🥉 3rd in oil 🏅 5th in gold 💧 1st in freshwater Countries start wars for LESS than this. And somehow we are told we’re too poor to cut taxes, too broke to build homes, too weak to compete, too small to matter. It took historic levels of incompetence and ideological sabotage to bury a country this blessed. Imagine where Canada would be if we were actually allowed to win. However we are poorer than Alabama, the poorest US state ! 🇺🇸🚩 #cdnpoli #Canada #Future #Resources #Economy #Energy #Mining #Prosperity #LIB2026

@BarryRozner @TheMasters I mean it was pretty straight and carried at least 270.. I'd be thrilled

Ladies and gentlemen, Sergio Garcia is still Sergio Garcia. I believe tearing up the tee box is frowned upon at your local muni, let alone Augusta. ⁦@TheMasters⁩ He also snapped the head off his driver.

@k1rallik deep

🚨 do you understand what's happening to America's scientists.. 9 people. NASA. Los Alamos. MIT. The Air Force. Dead or missing in 33 months. no autopsies. no cause of death. no answers. > an astrophysicist shot on his porch at 6am. > a nuclear physicist assassinated at home. > a JPL director vanished mid-hike. never found. > a 4-star general walked out with just a handgun. gone. they didn't work on random stuff. missiles. asteroid deflection. nuclear fusion. UFO programs. and they're dying quietly while everyone argues about tariffs.

Carney just scammed his way into a majority Government through floor crossers We Canadians never got to vote on this. This is not democracy. Our country is a f*cking joke

@Tablesalt13 bribery brotherrr

How do you go from PROMOTING the Trucker's Convoy and having dinner with them to SUCKING up to the party who illegally invoked the Emergencies Act to CRUSH the trucker's convoy in 3 years?