Erin Oppy

I’m breaking my two-year hiatus from Twitter to make sure @tacobell knows they should keep the Cool Ranch @Doritos Locos Tacos 🌮 and the Carmel Apple Empanada 🍎 4EVERRRRRRR!!!

good to see Twitter isn’t completely gone! I miss that cute little bird! 🐦‍⬛

@johnbcrist 🙄 the literal worst

Christmas morning is the super bowl for the guy who carries a knife in his pocket 365 days a year

@johnbcrist I saw an ice bath gender reveal video the other day. No word of a lie.

The only thing ice baths don’t cure is narcissism

@johnbcrist me at every @Bengals game 😬

I was emotional #gobraves

I'm looking for book recommendations. What was the last great book you read?

How far away is Ohio?

@DustinNickerson Dustin!! Your show tonight at @zaniesnashville was fantastic! I’m sure you’ll crush tomorrow too. Thanks for so many laughs and shout out to your killer openers too! 😉 #sturdyandnerdy

Thanks Erin!

Fam. @HeyFatkid just asked me if @garthbrooks sings “Calling Baton Rouge” We literally went to his concert last year. He’s so embarrassing. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Happy surprise.. 😊

new mascara day is the best day!

evangelical worship service vs. catholic mass

On tonight's edition of #BaseballSky 🌈🌈

Why are you so in-sa-cure? When you got passionate love hurr? You always claimin' I'm a cheater Think I'll up and go leave ya For another señorita You forgot that I need ya You must have caught amnesia That's why you don't believe wha We don’t have lyricism like this any more 😂

Z - “What’s today? Is it Thursday or Friday?” Me - “It’s Saturday” Can it be summer break forever?!

Mood.. 😂

@TerribleMaps @mikehosk02 don’t let mick see this… 😂🐄

Cow-to-person ratio in Wisconsin

I’m not sure how to feel about the fact that 2/3 of my children have had magicians for boyfriends.