Erin McLaughlin

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@raymourflanigan @Itsme4681Laura Why are you telling people you're sorry to hear about their experience (boilerplate response) if you're not actually helping them? Empty words.

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Seth Goldberg, president of @raymourflanigan and a CenterState CEO 2022 Business of the Year Award recipient, recently shared his perspectives on leadership with Stan Linhorst of @syracusedotcom. Read Seth’s interview, here: bit.ly/3tBAvK2

@raymourflanigan IS NOT A FAMILY COMPANY. THEY ARE WITHHOLDING PAYING $1600 IN DAMAGES TO A FAMILY EXPECTING A BABY. Don't shop at R&F. They'll ruin your apartment. Go to @AshleyFurniture. @raymourflanigan pay us what you owe.

@BobLoukas @TrumpDailyPosts That’s fucking insane

@TrumpDailyPosts Jesus would be proud.

Happy Easter to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting and scheming so hard to bring Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, the Mentally Insane, and well known MS-13 Gang Members and Wife Beaters, back into our Country. Happy Easter also to the WEAK and INEFFECTIVE Judges and Law Enforcement Officials who are allowing this sinister attack on our Nation to continue, an attack so violent that it will never be forgotten! Sleepy Joe Biden purposefully allowed Millions of CRIMINALS to enter our Country, totally unvetted and unchecked, through an Open Borders Policy that will go down in history as the single most calamitous act ever perpetrated upon America. He was, by far, our WORST and most Incompetent President, a man who had absolutely no idea what he was doing -- But to him, and to the person that ran and manipulated the Auto Pen (perhaps our REAL President!), and to all of the people who CHEATED in the 2020 Presidential Election in order to get this highly destructive Moron Elected, I wish you, with great love, sincerity, and affection, a very Happy Easter!!! From Donald Trump Truth Social 04/20/25 08:46 AM

@TrumpDailyPosts You’re a criminal and you’re in The White House. 32 felonies, right?

@laura_atty @DerrickEvans4WV You have no heart. Every one in this country deserves due process. Innocent citizens are being deported and having their car windows smashed into and hurt (watch the videos).

@DerrickEvans4WV This is really sad. The Supreme Court should be backing the duly elected president of the United States! Unbelievable.

🚨BREAKING: Like a thief in the night. The US Supreme Court just blocked President Trump from Deporting illegals under the Alien Enemies Act. Thomas & Alito dissented. They literally just did this after midnight. This is insane.

@PSchwarzenegger Very Saxon of you to say @PSchwarzenegger . He deserves the least protection. Brain worm. I’m ashamed to be a Fitzgerald because of half of your family

Agree. Absolutely deserves secret service

New piece just dropped in @mcsweeneys co-created with @PeterClarkJokes! Check it out: mcsweeneys.net/articles/accur…

I have a new piece out in @mcsweeneys that I created with my @JumpKickFunding co-founder @erinmclaughs mcsweeneys.net/articles/accur…

@jonasbrothers can you please put Year 3000 in a time capsule? Thanks also @nickjonas I have type 1 diabetes too thanks

Wrote this @mcsweeneys piece with @jus_kap ! Thanks @LukeVBurns for working on this with us in your awesome class. mcsweeneys.net/articles/which…

@jus_kap @LukeVBurns @mcsweeneys Happy to have worked on you with this!

please pay off my student debt #moneyproblems #studentloans #beaniebabies

You know that once you're mentioned on The Office, you've officially made it. Thank you Daryl, I'm glad you enjoy my way of talking :D

Drake Bell reacts to Nickelodeon’s response about the ‘Quiet on Set’ documentary: “I find [their responses] pretty empty, because, I mean, they still show our shows, they still put our shows on. And I have to pay for my own therapy, I have to figure out what — I mean if there was anything, if there was any truth behind them actually caring, there would be something more than quotes on a page by obviously a legal representative telling them exactly how to tailor a response.”

@bbjessTTV Horrible narcissistic vibes from these fame hogs

I know I just said I don’t like drama but immediately opening TikTok to see the Neds declassified crew joking about the victims that are coming forward from Dan Schneider and Nickelodeon is crazy gross. I started recording after “ yeah, we didn’t have the same experience as some of the people who are coming forward right now in that documentary going around” #QuietOnSet

Working at a college made me feel young until I stepped over one of these and felt like I broke my back. #college #collegelife #highered

Sorry to overstay the end of my lease, but my cat likes the boxes. #nycapartments #CatsOfTwitter

hey i’m sorry i was rude last night, it’s just that you were being awful and i felt like you deserved it

Thank you to @astoriabookshop for hosting “The Lobster Heist” book launch with @HumoristBooks_! Get your claws on a copy at their awesome store 🦞 📚. Lots of laughs and fun! #nycbookstores #nycbooks #bookstagram #indiebooks #funnybooks