Peter Clark-Deutsch

HEY! Over the past few months, I’ve been working very hard with my writing partner @erinmcglockz on a crowdfunding satire site titled: JumpKick. @JumpKickFunding Today we’re extremely excited to finally launch it publicly and we hope you give us a follow! jumpkick.net/svetlana-and-i…

I can already see the NYT Opinion headline a week before the election: “I’m a Woman. What Cuomo Did Was Reprehensible. Here’s Why I’m Voting For Him.”

I have a new piece out in @mcsweeneys that I created with my @JumpKickFunding co-founder @erinmclaughs mcsweeneys.net/articles/accur…

@amuse @MyLordBebo He says with a stormtrooper profile pic.

@MyLordBebo We will be benevolent caretakers…

🇬🇱 Greenland’s Prime Minister Mute Egede said the island's residents do not want to be Americans "Greenland is for Greenlanders. We don't want to be Danes, we don't want to be Americans. We want to be Greenlanders," he said at a press conference in Copenhagen.

Every guy on Bumble:

Another awesome, spectacular #BigAppleWritersMeetup of partly untaggable friends (@GarveyinVenice decided to wait until we took the picture before arriving.)

Tinder has a new AI assistant!

Excited to have my comedy pilot “Hail Mary” read as part of the season opener of @NakedAngels Tuesdays@9!!

Co-wrote this piece with @AmyCurrul for @PointsinCase The New York Times Divorce Announcements pointsincase.com/articles/the-n…

Mafioso Resets Speakeasy Password

We’re begging you to stop using LinkedIn as a dating app