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"I don't know anything, EVER. It's really quite relaxing." #DirkGently

when the horrors persist but so does napping 💤💤💤

one of my favorite things about cats is that when they don’t understand what something is, they hit it.

he wishes to be violent. instead he is a little flower.

Final snow totals update for Sunday afternoon (St. Louis Style) - 4 toasted ravioli! #stlwx

hey gorl someone funked up your rug

our stocked trout have been informed that some of you will be showing up in $500 waders to fall down in knee-deep water. they will probably still laugh at you

Moving day in St. Charles means I am throwing money around like I have it. Big tips for movers because holy shit do I have a lot of books and a SECOND DoorDash order for supplies. It is not even ten am. ☠️

The part where he rubs his furry little ass across the top of her cup is peak “I’m trading you in for a roomba.”

@alaskastardust @GracePersephone I cannot even with Bella. This spot allows her to see the bed AND the bathroom, which is her favorite room, so she is absolutely immovable.

@erinsometimes @GracePersephone that look is a challenge of “just you try and take it from me” for sure lmao

Bought a cat bed for the kittens to share. Bella was not about it. (cc: @alaskastardust @GracePersephone)

trying to get good pictures of Moonpie's litter for petfinder is going well

At AJR and they’re playing from the crowd but a dude directly behind them definitely just came to impress a girl because she knows every word and he looks mortified. I may unlock my account for this tweet, tbh, because everyone needs to know this.

You look ourt the window and see this wyd

'Please,' cried Frog, 'please go away!' But no one went away.

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Sailor Mercury!

Smooches, a sweet ~10 y/o lady surrendered to us for her tummy troubles, is making her social media debut to ask you for help with our Amazon wishlist she prefers to eat many snacks, and you can help supply those snacks amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…

everyone loves watching the #stanleyCup Playoffs

It’s nearly go time. Steve Templeton is currently listening to Pantera drinking a protein shake. Steve is different. He was built for this. He was born for this. This is his time. He will be wearing his signature blue. Let’s see if he hits the air with his jacket in tact. #stlwx

Will trade these balls for taylor swift tickets serious inquiries only

This is funny because I have a new orange cat with like three brain cells who LOVES the scent of Dr. Pepper. So I usually have to guard mine carefully from his little snoot.