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Just parked in a parent and child space at B&M heathfield and this acc fat beast shouted “that’s a nice wain you’ve got” OMG affronted how dare she al have her know I only get the wain on a Sunday

When you see an empty taxi in town twitter.com/mattwhitlockpm…

Driving lessons are a real life nightmare, one minute u think ur doing ok and the next minute ma instructors jumping oot his seat to grab the steering wheel n steer us away from confirmed death 😭😭 am done man jst let me pass x

When you’re just filming the pink flare in Parklife and Scott off Love Island thinks you’re filming him

I dm’d this girl and her boyfriend sent me this back

Carried 3 desserts over to a table for a customer to say ‘Yh we actually ordered 2 cappuccinos with that’ RigHT I must of accidentally left them in the kitchen along with my 3rd arm Brian

Geezer's impressions are all spot on 😂

Hahahaha cmon nou

Rapper XXXTentacion had been awaiting trial for charges related to domestic battery, false imprisonment and aggravated battery of a pregnant woman. eonli.ne/2M1yZbN

R.I.P @xxxtentacion No one can be so self-righteous that they are happy when a youth dies. The young still have the capability to reform. God bless the kids. #xxxtentacion

@urbandoll @KathleenLights1 @KLPolish how much for promo

Is you with me or what ?