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@JessicaMari4s You need a new friend

A friend keeps telling me I need face tattoos to “stand out more.” 😇 Before I do anything crazy, I want your honest opinion—should I? or keep this face as God made it?

@femalebodybuil6 Garbage

Describe Five Guys in one word.

@Irina_exh @coffee_anytime Me

@Gabriele_Corno Thank you Drake

This is the story Drake's handler told in a flight. A woman glanced at my dog and said he looked "dangerous." She even questioned why a German Shepherd like him should be allowed on a plane at all. Let me introduce you to Drake. The same dog she felt uneasy about spent six years working with Marine Special Operations. Drake is a highly trained Multi-Purpose Canine. While most people instinctively move away from danger, his role has always been to run directly toward it. ®¿ Here's what he's done: He has tracked high-value targets during critical missions. He has located hidden explosives before they could harm anyone. He was shot twice while protecting the team he served with. That scar on his shoulder? It came from shrapnel during an IED blast in Helmand Province. Even while injured and bleeding, Drake kept going and identified four more explosive devices nearby, helping keep his team safe. And that slight limp you noticed? It's from taking multiple rounds during an ambush while shielding his handler. Because of him, a young Marine made it home alive to his child. Drake has been awarded a Navy Commendation Medal and a Purple Heart. He's also credited with helping save over forty lives. And here's the part that truly matters — he has never bitten a single person. The only things he's ever gone after were threats to the people he was trained to protect. So no, I won't be moving my seat. But if you'd like, you're more than welcome to thank him for his service. If Drake's story changed the way you see him... Comment "Drake" below. I'd love to show you what Drake is like now - the calm, loyal side of him, and the way he still quietly watches over everyone around him.

@WallStreetApes I haven’t seen any bumpy eggs but I’ve been getting a lot of eggs with shells so thin they crumble just taking them out of the container.

Man gets back from the grocery store and looks at the carton of eggs he purchased One of the eggs is a very bumpy and off shaped because of the very strange texture We’ve all seen eggs I’m sure at some point with little bumps, but there are very large and create almost waves This happens when a chicken has too much calcium in their diet. It’s harmless and usually safe to eat

@end3of6days9 @TheEXECUTlONER_ 🖕

This woman has had it with all of us who still can’t fold a fitted sheet. She’s yelling the whole time like she’s personally offended that some of us are still out here balling them up and shoving them in the closet. It feels exactly like my mom teaching me for the 100th time while I stand there pretending I understand. Fitted sheets remain my greatest enemy… and she’s not letting any of us off the hook. Be honest… are you still just balling yours up? Life is too short to fight with a fitted sheet, just ball it up and hide it under your nicely folded flat sheet. That's what I think.

@perseverare1776 @LightOnLiberty Not a chance, she would be a miserable pain in the ass. Stay away.

🔥This sexy, high value Karen is “too good” for dinner in the suburbs. —Guys if you can’t drive to the city for her on a Saturday night and take her to dinner “bye bye”✌️ She looks to be about 60, in a small apartment with a collection of clothes , shoes, and make-up. ➡️What do you think, is she worth it? ➡️Good wife material? #highmaintenance #karen

@KathleenWinche3 5 cents in my early teens.

It was a dime when I was growing up. Then it got expensive.

@FLCons @KathleenWinche3 I didn’t see them climbing over the counter screaming and yelling throwing food, smashing the register and knocking things down all over the store. I’d say mind your own business.

You pop into the donut place and you see this from the woman and 2 boys ahead of you. Do you say something or do you mind your business? Now let me ask: Should people START confronting this kind of lack of parenting more often? 🤔

@janninereid1 @Andrew_Maj42 Sounds great, I live in Massachusetts we could use the help.

Here's a meme that the left was passing around on FB last week! 😏 Response? 👇👇

@NobodymrRobert @janninereid1 Not a fucking chance!!

Will can you.

@FFT1776 @sxdoc Yes!

@coffee_anytime Help him pack.

22? He should be independent and no way I’m buying him a car at that age.

@Maga4liberty @LightOnLiberty My first choice would be firefighters. From there 6,1,4,2.

True heroes keep our country running, safe, and free. 🇺🇸 While some in the media try to tear down our institutions, we know who does the real work for the American people. Which number gets your vote for the most essential profession on this list? 🤔

@FitFusion__ Illegal aliens

Join the Conversation—Let's Hear It! 🙌

@RickyDoggin Absolutely, throw in 3 on a tree too.

I could.. How about you?

@kellytx2 @mcucolo57 I’d mind my own business, step ahead and keep going.

Just had this happen at my local grocery store. The person in front of me got to the register and realized they had left their wallet at home (or didn’t have enough to cover everything). What would you do? ❤️ Pay for their groceries. 🔄 Let them figure it out. Genuinely curious where people stand.

@thisgogreen This is the second video I’ve seen of these two. Different scenarios same bs all phony.

Why was there a bike hidden in my yard? 👀😱

@coffee_anytime My father-in law cooked everything in old bacon grease.

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@coffee_anytime Best news I’ve heard today!