Lane

I need answers and i haven’t found any for years

This is my Roman Empire

I learned how to fold a fitted sheet today. I feel like a god among men

I am 28 years old and I’ve never won the minigame skateboard scamper on Mario Party 2

@xcassafrasx Yeah what was UP with that trend ouchie

I cannot believe my parents did this to us

New Nancy Drew game coming out

@quietestfriend THREE?!

my flight got delayed by three hours god isn't real

drunk @ the o'hare chilis, just as god intended 😌

@n3sslake Feel your pain

@n3sslake Reminds me of when I had to have my Gma buy me tickets for teen suicide + pity sex because my WiFi wasn’t working. A very weird phone call to ask

I had to tell my mom today that I have tickets to see a band called teen suicide

Hope I don’t get tired of it in a week like usual maybe I can stay with my notifs on. A gal can try!

It feels cool to be back online again

@raguwitdasauce We are in CONTROL

Idk what it is but cleaning my place really cleanses my brain. I’m power washing the counters AND the wrinkles in my brain at the same time

@nightmarebeach Yes yes yes yes yes 🙌

Take this to your grave still to this day really has banger after banger

@softer2softest It’s still here!!! Promise you 😭

There’s nothing odder to me than listening to an older podcast (2019) and as it goes on hearing about covid-19 as a little joke

@originaldaveyj STOOOOOOP 😭😭😭

Masochists unite

@nckxvr Can’t wait for suffer for 2 days trying a single one

@ersatz_elevator potion of ruin your fucking life