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so my guy planted drugs in his girls car & planned with police to arrest her then tell her to make a call & they'll arrest him too then he'll shockingly propose to her.. when they caught her, she said she wanted to call her boyfriend first.. she called another guy 😂💀

I was a virgin until 24, started dating Moyo since 21, he didn't pressure me, told me to take my time, loved, cared and still spent on me... After my 24th birthday, we had a big fight and separated. I thought that was the end Out of anger I lost my virginity to a random guy and just 2 days after Moyo reached out to me. He wanted us back together. I felt horrible cos I was no longer a virgin, I told him instantly because I was scared and didn't want to lead him on. But he was sad, angry and he went quiet. That was the last time I heard from him I thought he loved me for who I am but sadly he was only after my body like every other man.

“I made my first ₦1 million in 300 level in 2014. I made my first ₦100 million in 2020. Everyone made a lot of money that year.” — Yhemolee.

If you’re afraid your wife will poison your food , then always eat with your children . No woman would want to kill her own child .

One of my guy open like 20 profiles of light skin person, he mail the Advantage card to this bro group address nah so dem scatter everything for am. But they later settle am with $70k out of $340k The fact that it’s a legal job >>> make sense sha

Exactly 1 year ago I went to visit my bestfriend and to console him because his then girlfriend had just served him hot breakfast 🤭🤣 Next month I’m getting married to my bestfriend Moral of the story: visit your bestfriend today 🤭🤭

Testing a new method, I won’t say much. Results would speak for itself tomorrow.👍🏿

Woman are reciprocators. Not initiators. You lead, she follow. You put in effort, she returns it. You make her feel good, she mirror it. That's the only Way it works.

BIG: Over about a week, Barksdale Air Force Base in Louisiana was repeatedly overflown by groups of unauthorized drones, not just a single incident, but coordinated waves of roughly a dozen or more at a time. These drones weren’t typical hobby models: they showed signs of long-range control, resistance to jamming, and deliberate, organized movement patterns, including spreading across sensitive parts of the base like areas where B-52 bombers are stationed. They flew for hours each day, used changing routes (likely to avoid tracking), and may have been intentionally testing how the base responds to intrusions. Despite the seriousness—given Barksdale’s role in U.S. nuclear operations—there’s no public confirmation that any drones were shot down or stopped. Officials are still investigating, and while some suspect foreign reconnaissance or probing, no actor has been officially identified. Source: ABC

Delve, a YC-backed compliance startup that raised $32 million, has been accused of systematically faking SOC 2, ISO 27001, HIPAA, and GDPR compliance reports for hundreds of clients. According to a detailed Substack investigation by DeepDelver, a leaked Google spreadsheet containing links to hundreds of confidential draft audit reports revealed that Delve generates auditor conclusions before any auditor reviews evidence, uses the same template across 99.8% of reports, and relies on Indian certification mills operating through empty US shells instead of the "US-based CPA firms" they advertise. Here's the breakdown: > 493 out of 494 leaked SOC 2 reports allegedly contain identical boilerplate text, including the same grammatical errors and nonsensical sentences, with only a company name, logo, org chart, and signature swapped in > Auditor conclusions and test procedures are reportedly pre-written in draft reports before clients even provide their company description, which would violate AICPA independence rules requiring auditors to independently design tests and form conclusions > All 259 Type II reports claim zero security incidents, zero personnel changes, zero customer terminations, and zero cyber incidents during the observation period, with identical "unable to test" conclusions across every client > Delve's "US-based auditors" are actually Accorp and Gradient, described as Indian certification mills operating through US shell entities. 99%+ of clients reportedly went through one of these two firms over the past 6 months > The platform allegedly publishes fully populated trust pages claiming vulnerability scanning, pentesting, and data recovery simulations before any compliance work has been done > Delve pre-fabricates board meeting minutes, risk assessments, security incident simulations, and employee evidence that clients can adopt with a single click, according to the author > Most "integrations" are just containers for manual screenshots with no actual API connections. The author describes the platform as a "SOC 2 template pack with a thin SaaS wrapper" > When the leak was exposed, CEO Karun Kaushik emailed clients calling the allegations "falsified claims" from an "AI-generated email" and stated no sensitive data was accessed, while the reports themselves contained private signatures and confidential architecture diagrams > Companies relying on these reports could face criminal liability under HIPAA and fines up to 4% of global revenue under GDPR for compliance violations they believed were resolved > When clients threaten to leave, Delve reportedly pairs them with an external vCISO for manual off-platform work, which the author argues proves their own platform can't deliver real compliance > Delve's sales price dropped from $15,000 to $6,000 with ISO 27001 and a penetration test thrown in when a client mentioned considering a competitor