Emma Spraggs

@madmgrant @DoubleEmMartin This just made my day.

What makes you a bad Winnipegger? I’ll start: never set foot in Rae and Jerry’s, and at this point, not going just to keep that streak alive

Oh man, once Trump gets his wall he better hope no one shows Mexico this old video we found.

@omgthatspunny @stu_14

@LocalWonderboy @greenbastard_22 lol this was you to me in the summer

I get irrationally pissed off when I get home and my front door is locked. Like I understand my roommates are trying to keep our home safe from intruders but have they ever stopped to think about how much of a minor inconvenience it is to me???

@burgekai @TheGloriousSons You are going to love it! We always have the best time at their concerts!!

what do you do when you rack up a HEFTY credit card bill bc you’re absolute trash and have zero impulse control? asking for a friend

@jasoncooper867 We cannot be friends.

With all these sexual assault allegations why havent we as a society banned caucasian females from teaching?

@Jenna_NotGina I saw this poem on Twitter a few yrs ago, I recall you wrote it, and I wanted to let you know I’ve had this ever since and hope to make it into art. I don’t think you realize how much it speaks to me. You are very much inspiring. Thanks for your hard work to rid the stigma 💕

I love having anxiety attacks and crying in public. 10/10 #coolgirl move. Very chill.

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ONNNNNN” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

@burgekai Tru dat

His excuse for going 209 in a 100? This 19yo told officers he was trying to show off for his female passengers. Fined $1476 & a license review w MPI FYI: Girls don’t like guys that put their lives at risk. Get her home safely, girls (& their parents) like that #rcmpmb #noexcuses

Happy birthday, @BarackObama. You busy? We could use some help.

@jasoncooper867 Drove**

2 beers deep in on saturday of august long. Instead of drowning my liver at rockfest loaded up the truck and drive 600 km to drown some worms instead 🎣

@omgthatspunny @stu_14

Drinking really does affect mental health. People forget alcohol is a depressant. Alcohol lingers in your brain for up to 8 DAYS after consumption. Take a couple weeks off. See how clearly you begin to think. Sacrifice short term happiness for contentment.

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Get fit for free! If you're not currently active—but would like to be—we have 3 open spots for a resistance training research trial. Email stephen.cornish@umanitoba.ca today to find out more. #umanitoba

@jasoncooper867 Yay!!

The past 16 months have been a lot of mindless wandering. Fuck it, days like this are worth it. Riding a high point. Get on my coat tails fuckers let's go do some shit.

my 93 y/o resident had me watering her flowers for well over 20 minutes because they had to be perfect. she then told me to look at them really closely and tell me if i noticed anything. they were fake, literally not real at all. then she said april fools go get me a coffee. Lmao